:pagebrak

I don't want to pee play with her. I want to fuck her mouth hole and cum all up in her hair. Then make her kid pancakes.

Hey, Shrubfest. Where you at? Lemme aks you sumthin'.

How you doin', gurl?

according to my kid's bathtub, hot water makes you Asian.

Chinese to be specific

well, duh, a japanese baby would be dumping that gel shit in the onsen and having the time of its life

A Chinese baby with a spit-curl.

That is it's ear.

Jap babies eyes slant the other way

Why the hell am I the only person in the United States that thinks Trailer Park Boys is funny as fuck?

My best friend loves it. He's an idiot though.

and why would the bathtub manufacturer think a parent would need to be reminded as to whether or not their baby's bathwater was cold or scalding hot

I think its hilarious :( My friends, my coworkers, even my brother thought it was retarded (and that kid still watches cartoons at the age of seventeen, WHILE SOBER)

My mother loves it. She's an idiot, though.

Dear Kitsa.

Bubbles is the best.

Also, what's wrong with cartoons? >:

I've met dozens of people who love the show. When I was deployed we would have 10 or people crowding around my laptop watching the seasons on DVD every night. I have met only one person who I introduced the show to that didn't like it.

BUBBALS


Depends on the cartoon

Glad to hear I'm not the ONLY ONE, though. I would have bet money that it would have been a big hits with my friends in Coos Bay OR, but it just went flying over their heads (as did my Bill Hicks dvds)

So that's what happened to my child!! :confused:

What brand is that, Kitsa?

TITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

and i'm back. glowbelly did not come see me.
:(
she had a good reason though, but maybe next time.

Fisher-price, I think?

Yep, fisher-price.

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Fisher-Pri...i_sku=11315703

Know what every newborn child actually needs?

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