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Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 01:48 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 686112)
And by 'me' I do mean 'my boner'. >:

My boner from looking at your cocks, you guys. :(

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 01:49 PM

Why do you never think about my boner? :(

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 686102)
yeah yeah, you lure Pub by having a vagina

Yeah, because I am totally not a misogynist. :conspiracy

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 01:53 PM

PUBS MA BOY

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 686110)
Only seven Force has done this for me. :(

seriously

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by elx (Post 686109)
now how do we scare him away before grannygums gets his conversation?

Bathing suit pictures. ;)

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 01:56 PM

unless it's tadao in the bathing suit, that'll actually make him stick around longer

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 686118)
seriously

He has a quite nice looking mocha dick. :eek

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 01:57 PM

Not too long, but could make you gag if you were overambitious. ;)

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 01:58 PM

A wonderful girth though. You know he is in you. ;)

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 01:58 PM

now, if I still had my speedos from back in high school water polo, I would dazzle you all

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 686120)
unless it's tadao in the bathing suit, that'll actually make him stick around longer

Only long enough to yell that he take it off. ;) :orgasm :eek

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 01:59 PM

SHIT FUCKING HELL THAT POST IS RIGHT NEXT TO THREE DESCRIPTIONS OF SEVEN FORCE'S DICK GOD DAMN IT

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 686124)
now, if I still had my speedos from back in high school water polo, I would dazzle you all

Yeah, but from you, as I have mentioned, being nude is the key. It is only the lovable Miss Elx that should keep her virtue.

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 686126)
SHIT FUCKING HELL THAT POST IS RIGHT NEXT TO THREE DESCRIPTIONS OF SEVEN FORCE'S DICK GOD DAMN IT

Hey, you're right! Let's hear some descriptions of yours? >:

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 02:03 PM

and now I'm sad because it is actually swimsuit season now and my six pack is a thing of the past

still rocking the top half, though POPEYE ARMS AND TEXAN/SCOTTISH SHOULDERS ARE MADE TO BE CLUNG TO

Tadao May 18th, 2010 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 686124)
now, if I still had my speedos from back in high school water polo, I would dazzle you all

Don't you owe Pub hood sliding action in Daisy Dukes?

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 686129)
and now I'm sad because it is actually swimsuit season now and my six pack is a thing of the past

still rocking the top half, though POPEYE ARMS AND TEXAN/SCOTTISH SHOULDERS ARE MADE TO BE CLUNG TO

Sir, it is infraction-worthy that you are not gracing the latest page of the PYPH thread with your shirt off. >:

10,000 Volt Ghost May 18th, 2010 02:10 PM

I feel like you've seen my Lt. Dangle too.

Grislygus May 18th, 2010 02:12 PM

not in daisy dukes, i can tell you that right now, but yes, i do owe him a hood slide :eek

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 686130)
Don't you owe Pub hood sliding action in Daisy Dukes?

I have been refraining from mentioning that. :x

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 02:18 PM

Because he fell on his face and cried when he tried. :tear

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 02:18 PM

Poor little guy. IT ISN'T YOUR FAULT, GUS! I FORGIVE YOU!

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 02:19 PM

Show me yer knob! >:

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 686132)
I feel like you've seen my Lt. Dangle too.

Are you sure? describe your hedge.


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