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Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 06:56 PM
:pagebrak

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 06:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 697337)
I'm officially divorced. Now none of you ladies can have me cause it's no longer as sinful.
What about us dudes?! :eek

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 06:57 PM
Because fucking dudes is still sinful, right? :orgasm

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 06:58 PM
Also, fondest regards on your emancipation, T. :)

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 07:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 697364)
I am friends with Chojin. :)
He sent me a link to Jonathan Clement being silly about taxes on his webcam on the day the forums were down. So it seems to be an abusive friendship.

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 07:02 PM
The kind I like. ;)

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 07:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 697051)
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/im...113677#7073686

Hope he's ok. I hope his tea-set wasn't crushed
I am confused by your misplaced stereotype! :confused :eek :confused

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 07:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrAdventure (Post 697064)
i hope he stuck his dick in a pussy yet
I did not. :eek

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 07:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 697088)
Hes probably looting.
I got fifty-six sheep. :picklehat

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 07:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Supafly345 (Post 697093)
There's a place called "Christchurch?" Like a town??
Several. :eek

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 07:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 697100)
Pub lives in Otago, I think, which is on the same island as Christchurch, but far enough away that I wouuld think he'd be ok.

I thiink.
Correct! :) I felt it and excitedly refreshed the civil defence website to see the damage. I came so hard when I saw it had hit a city. :wank

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2010 07:15 PM
Man, I don't even know how I had the attention span to do this for a whole 25 posts in a row.:sleep

elx Sep 8th, 2010 11:51 PM
how the bananas is it sept. 9th already :<

MrAdventure Sep 9th, 2010 12:02 AM
no kidding i mean i went down to the local bibles and american flag t shirts r us (i had accidentally put my bible in the wash and spilled bbq sauce on my last shirt) and they were totally sold out in anticipation of this week's big party

guess the fair weather patriots are screwing hard working joes like mysel

Esuohlim Sep 9th, 2010 12:07 AM
Goddamnit both google and imdb changed their shit again

Tadao Sep 9th, 2010 12:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 697366)
What about us dudes?! :eek
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 697368)
Because fucking dudes is still sinful, right? :orgasm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 697369)
Also, fondest regards on your emancipation, T. :)
Even if I was still married, homo sex would not be sinful. Ask any Republican Christian. :(

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 01:30 AM
So that is a no then? :(

Tadao Sep 9th, 2010 02:21 AM
I guess we could both get trannied up and have lesbian anal licking sessions. That sounds sinful enough. ;) :yum :eek

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 02:32 AM
Hell yes! :wank

kahljorn Sep 9th, 2010 02:35 AM
or you guys could pray to another god

or cook a kid in his mother's milk :O :O :O :O

OR ACCIDENTLY USE A DISHWASHER TO WASH BOTH A CUP USED FOR MILK AND A DISH THAT SERVED MEAT :O :O

HOLY FUCK

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 02:36 AM
These appear to less sexy sins. :|

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 02:38 AM
Unless they lead to pics of you in a thong, K. ;) :orgasm :eek

Spoilers!

Fathom Zero Sep 9th, 2010 03:03 AM
swim in a pool of smack, overrlord

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 03:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 697426)
or you guys could pray to another god

or cook a kid in his mother's milk :O :O :O :O

OR ACCIDENTLY USE A DISHWASHER TO WASH BOTH A CUP USED FOR MILK AND A DISH THAT SERVED MEAT :O :O

HOLY FUCK
A pox on your frigging edit key. >:

Pub Lover Sep 9th, 2010 03:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrAdventure (Post 696168)
my name is babes i love stuffing myself silly and letting people watch me on youtub.ccom

i lover it when a dude buys me a diamond ring and whehn he show it i sound like a megaphone held up to a piglet in a blender

i love to get up in the morning and make a post on my websit its let me fulfil my fupa fantasies

i like to hold a hamburger "its me oh, im beauty and the hamburger" id say while spinning around a little then id fart like a queen fior a day

the end
Beautiful. :tear

I missed you, Sir. :love


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