Sponge Bob Theory

Watch his legs go! :eek

Guys, Doopa totally spoke to me on Twitter one time. Seriously. :eek :love :wank

Happy Thanksgiving, pub. Do me a favor and eat a large fowl of your choice.

Happy Feast of Boris. I'll eat the world renowned Not-A-Goose. :unamerican :vegan

This asshole I know got a motorcycle recently. I don't hope he dies. I don't wish that on anybody. But if he becomes a vegetable, so be it. The world'd probably be better off, who knows?

well but if he dies the right way it means some father of three gets to live a few more years though right

maybe hoping he dies isn't such a terrible thing?

I used to know a man who got a motorcycle and died on his way home from the dealership, with his family in the car behind him seeing the whole thing. He was overconfident and skidded on some gravel. At the hospital where I used to work, they called them "donorcycles". :(

Donorcycles, nice.


I wish people dead every day of my life, and if it ever came true then I would do it even more.

I second this.

What? You have donairs there? I thought you guys mainly had, like, gyros and shit there. There's probably hundreds of donair shops in Edmonton.

very delishis when you can find them. there're one or two Turkish places around here.

My left wrist is hurting like a mofo. I suspect it's tendonitis.

The main problem here is that I'm left-handed :(

TOO MUCH JACKING OFF.

I SUGGEST YOU LEARN TO RIGHT-HAND.

lol my post in SS about starting a new thread to bet on who gets banned got HELLA deleted

NO NEGATIVITY ALLOWED IN SECRET SANTA!

I've got money on Babs, he looks broke as fuck and seems to have family crises during the holidays.

im gonna be kahljorn today

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:eek

another day, another story from jeanette x regarding the abortive bodily functions of her failing body

I'm not even CLICKING on that one. remember the one where she described how her vagina began leaking blood onto her "favorite" dildo and asked for advice

and it astounds me that this is "ANOTHER bowel story". how many of the goddamned things have there BEEN