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wait, FREE RUNNING? As in parkour, or however the fuck you spell it? Sappington is into FREE. RUNNING?

That's just a joke, right? As in, not true? Only wiggers do that, right? It hasn't contaminated the general populace- right?





That shit is geekier than kendo, which is the only thing geekier than fencing, and gayer than cosplay, which is the only thing gayer than Vin Diesel having sex with Graham Norton.

My Brazilian buddy's into it. I broke my ankle years ago, so I can't do it anymore. Not that I really care to, either. I'm just into Urbex sometimes. :\

I mess around in parkour from time to time, but I'm not really any kind of badass at it. It usually consists of, 'Hey, do you think we can make it onto those roofs, and across to the next?'
None of that flipping all over the place bullshit.

OH! I GET IT! You're not as good at it as your friends so you concocted a brilliant excuse. I APPLAUD YOU!

But yeah, freerunners are generally assholes.

That wasn't an excuse. That was me admitting I'm not really that great. Parkour and Freerunning are two different things.
Parkour is simply getting from Point A to Point B, in as straight a line as possible, including vaulting obstacles, climbing, and all that jazz. The point is to be as efficient as you can; you don't waste energy doing flips and whatnot.
Freerunning can be getting from point A to Point B, but it's mostly doing flips and running on walls in public, because hey look at me look at me I'm so cool guys. Most of them amount to those kids that go to public parks and repeatedly fail at tricks on their skateboards; it's not really about learning/doing something useful, it's more about getting attention.
EDIT: Although, I can see why people can hate both of them; a lot of people think it's some badass skill that makes them some elite urban ninja. We just thought it looked fun, and it is to us.
Go soak your head.

I WAS FUNNING YOU! >:

I WAS RUINING YOUR FUNNING >:
THERE WILL BE NO HAPPINESS IN MY PRESENCE

Parkour is a utilitarian discipline based upon the successful, swift and energy-efficient traversing of one's surrounding environment via the practical application of techniques, based around the concept of self-preservation and the ability to help others. Obviously.

can we exile babysappyton to one single thread that he may go to whenever he feels the need to talk about his bodily functions or his girlfriend?

oh yeah i'm class president i can do whatever i want


HEY SAPPYTON, you gotta take anything/everything depressing to the ethical love making thread from now on, ok?

Can you two just PM each other your giggles instead?

No. I am the angsty teenager. These are my ways.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOdpX6dcrU4

I thought this was the thread for exiles. :eek

I think they're an adorable pair. :eek

I don't read loveline because it is always about poop or vaginas exploding. >:

Oh, your fickle and wandering fancy; where will it take you? :eek

I envy Brazilian guys. They get to have sex with men and not be gay. :eek

What the hell are you doing knowing about Graham Norton? :eek

I also know about Yes Minister, Eddie Izzard, The Goodies, and Dara O'Brian :eek

He probably accidentally saw an episode of Father Ted once.

Graham Norton had a show on Comedy Central for about two weeks once over here

I think it was called "GRAHAM NORTON SUCKS DICKS" and on the show he sucked some dicks.

This was my reaction when it got cancelled:

never got the chance to watch father ted, was talked into watching hamish macbeth instead... mistake.