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Fathom Zero Feb 5th, 2012 11:04 AM

I'm back to say I won't be homeless anymore starting next week. Yay.

kahljorn Feb 5th, 2012 03:23 PM

you were homeless?

Esuohlim Feb 5th, 2012 04:32 PM

Is the superbowl just the puppy bowl with humans in it

Otto Feb 5th, 2012 07:45 PM

I think I could zone out to the puppy bowl a lot easier if they didn't have the announcer yelling all the time, like just mic the puppies barking and sniffing and running around.

I just want to get through the spins by staring at dogs, man.

Phoenix Gamma Feb 5th, 2012 07:59 PM

I live in Boston but I'm watching the Puppy Bowl. The pats are probably gonna lose, but the Pups always win. Also, there needs to be a lot more piggy pep squad.

And my own puppy sprained her leg and can't sit down :< She can't lie down without making a loud thump.

Otto Feb 5th, 2012 09:03 PM

When I got my current Jack Russell Terrier from the local SPCA shelter, they had this rule that all animals adopted from there had to spayed/neutered. So they shipped him over to the vet where they neutered him and then I picked him up.

Poor pup was FUCKING still under anesthesia.

He would wobble around before he started barking and then roll over asleep. Or he would start running and then stop, space out, and fall asleep standing up. I really wanted to prop his head up on a stack of books and put like sunglasses and a hat on him and hang cigarettes out the side of his mouth, but I didn't think it would be right to treat him like a passed out friend at a party.

kahljorn Feb 5th, 2012 09:04 PM

man thats such a cute storY :(

all these stories about puppies and bowls is really making me want some chinese food

Zhukov Feb 5th, 2012 09:11 PM

I could go a curry myself. A dog curry, I guess.

Phoenix Gamma Feb 5th, 2012 09:39 PM

:(

All Hail Duke Feb 5th, 2012 11:49 PM

:lol

Tadao Feb 6th, 2012 12:50 AM

:wank

Aaarg Feb 6th, 2012 05:49 PM

cfuck the fpolice

elx Feb 6th, 2012 08:43 PM

as the one person that actually DID watch the puppy bowl, and is not just making jokes about it, I can say that it was really stupid. they weren't even like trained, they literally just ran around and drank water like stupid cats would.

Zomboid Feb 6th, 2012 09:12 PM

SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH! THOSE ARE PUPPIES YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

Esuohlim Feb 6th, 2012 10:13 PM

Facebook has turned into a fucking meme factory. I blame George Takei >:

So since memes are mainstream and popular now does that mean 4chan now hates them? Is that how they work? I sure hope this shit goes away soon.

elx Feb 7th, 2012 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 754602)
SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH! THOSE ARE PUPPIES YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

LOOKED LIKE A BUNCH OF KITTIES TO ME

elx Feb 7th, 2012 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 754603)
Facebook has turned into a fucking meme factory. I blame George Takei >:

So since memes are mainstream and popular now does that mean 4chan now hates them? Is that how they work? I sure hope this shit goes away soon.

at least you're out of college and you don't have to see physical copies of them everywheeeeereeeeeee

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 7th, 2012 09:08 AM

That doesn't even matter. People put them up on the walls at my work. Which is a business. You'll never escape.

Tadao Feb 7th, 2012 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by elx (Post 754601)
as the one person that actually DID watch the puppy bowl, and is not just making jokes about it, I can say that it was really stupid. they weren't even like trained, they literally just ran around and drank water like stupid cats would.

I take it you didn't watch Puppy Bowl 1 - 7. I like it just fine the way it is. If I wanted to watch trained dogs running up and down a field with a goal in mind, I would have watched the Super Bowl.

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elx Feb 7th, 2012 08:22 PM

MILHOUSE I HAVE THE BEST ENGINEERING JOB FOR YOU EVER

Esuohlim Feb 7th, 2012 10:13 PM

I wouldn't mind fungineering some sweet-ass playgrounds. Except I would have twisted ideas like giant playgrounds that look like plane crash wreckage and I would traumatize everyone. :(

Zhukov Feb 7th, 2012 11:01 PM

I laughed, Tadao.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 8th, 2012 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 754630)
I wouldn't mind fungineering some sweet-ass playgrounds. Except I would have twisted ideas like giant playgrounds that look like plane crash wreckage and I would traumatize everyone. :(

Need to design some MC ESCHER for these kids.

ThrashO Feb 8th, 2012 01:10 PM

anyone else used to climb poles until they climaxed as a kid? ;)

Tadao Feb 8th, 2012 06:28 PM

Meet my next door neighbor.



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