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Pram Maven Sep 22nd, 2011 11:08 PM
Actually, they didn't all catch fire. One of them fumbled it.

kahljorn Sep 22nd, 2011 11:09 PM
your poss are fumbling in shit so i guess its ok

Kitsa Sep 22nd, 2011 11:10 PM
fwiw the term is "ephemeral".

Kitsa Sep 22nd, 2011 11:11 PM
and why did I need sympathy again?

Pentegarn Sep 22nd, 2011 11:12 PM
Hey guys! Zebra disco! Aren't I wacky?!

Love me pleeeeeeease :'pathetic

Pram Maven Sep 22nd, 2011 11:14 PM
You didn't. It wasn't sympathy I offered, it was empathy. Sympathy is where you feel sorry for someone. Empathy is when you know how someone feels. For a "stupid poster" I sure am racking up the smartness points in grammar usage.

Pram Maven Sep 22nd, 2011 11:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 743282)
thats how i feel when i laugh at your poss
You feel like what, the turd, the woman slipping on it, the family she crashed into, the hill they bounced down, or the fire that caught them at the bottom?

ThrashO Sep 22nd, 2011 11:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 743289)
You didn't. It wasn't sympathy I offered, it was empathy. Sympathy is where you feel sorry for someone. Empathy is when you know how someone feels. For a "stupid poster" I sure am racking up the smartness points in grammar usage.
you're racking up something alright

ThrashO Sep 22nd, 2011 11:18 PM
Also how's that ulcer are you dead yet

kahljorn Sep 22nd, 2011 11:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 743290)
You feel like what, the turd, the woman slipping on it, the family she crashed into, the hill they bounced down, or the fire that caught them at the bottom?
the person laughing at all of that

wait i guess tha tmeans I'm saying I feel like you ;/

never mind i feel like the turd

kahljorn Sep 22nd, 2011 11:22 PM
:lol

Kitsa Sep 22nd, 2011 11:23 PM
I feel like the person running in the opposite direction to make the parade be over with faster.

Pentegarn Sep 22nd, 2011 11:23 PM
I think he was hoping his sob story about ulcers would soften our hearts of stone, the ulcers are probably made up though. Or this is what he meant

Pram: hey guys, I have ulcers

Ugandan child named Ulcers: Help! The racist pedophile Oregon based animator is taking me to his 'hidden love cave'

Shyandquietguy Sep 22nd, 2011 11:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 743289)
You didn't. It wasn't sympathy I offered, it was empathy. Sympathy is where you feel sorry for someone. Empathy is when you know how someone feels. For a "stupid poster" I sure am racking up the smartness points in grammar usage.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 742729)
You have the luckiest kids in the world if they get little art lunches, Kitsa. :)

I don't sculpt with food, but can definitely relate to the temporary nature of the medium.
Did she sound like she was concerned about he food stuffs getting rotten or missing her pieces at all in that thread?

Kitsa Sep 22nd, 2011 11:25 PM
Bah, I had a summer much like that, with the addition of a broken ankle, and I continued to bring quality posts* to you all.


*debatable

kahljorn Sep 22nd, 2011 11:26 PM
Poor Ulcers :(

Pram Maven Sep 22nd, 2011 11:35 PM
Pentegarn: "Look, ma! I can make up things on an uncouth message board and try to pass them off as true or funny".

Pentegarn's Mom: "Do the damn dishes".

ThrashO Sep 22nd, 2011 11:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 743302)
Pentegarn: "Look, ma! I can make up things on an uncouth message board and try to pass them off as true or funny".

Pentegarn's Mom: "Do the damn dishes".
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ThrashO Sep 22nd, 2011 11:44 PM
Look at this hilarious prank call to Kellogg's head quarters:

Quote:
Originally Posted by zug (Post 34534)
JH: How do you think Tony the tiger feels about little diabetic boys? Because, you know, they could go into shock from eating his cereal.

KELLOGG'S: Sir, I'm going to have to end this call now.

JH: Clear up just a few more things for me. Are Pop-Tarts really called Poop-Tarts?

KELLOGG'S: Sir, there's no need for all of this. Can I put you on hold?

JH: True or false: Apple Jacks were once called Apple Jack-Offs?

KELLOGG'S: I'm going to have to end this call now, sir. [Hangs up]
I WISH MORE OF THEM WOULD COME HERE

Shyandquietguy Sep 22nd, 2011 11:46 PM
I know Kahl, Pram and his poor, poor asperger ulcers.

Pram Maven Sep 22nd, 2011 11:53 PM
I take it back; I thought you were all fat and stupid losers, but it's apparent that Thrash0 is the only fat and stupid loser here.

Everyone else is thin and stupid.

Shyandquietguy Sep 22nd, 2011 11:57 PM
So what happened to the whole "Take pride in the community! You're making it terrible please stop!"

kahljorn Sep 23rd, 2011 12:01 AM
the aspergers community?

Shyandquietguy Sep 23rd, 2011 12:02 AM
That has ulcers, Kahl. The Asperger's with ulcers community. The only communtiy that can fully emphasize with Food artists.

Pram Maven Sep 23rd, 2011 12:06 AM
Give me a topic and I'll stick to it, cunts.


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