Thank you for your less-than-stellar contribution.

Who let you in here?

It seems the proverbial doors to I-Mockery are wide open to all sorts of ravenous plague-carrying n00bs.

What proverb did you get these "proverbial doors" from?

Uhh... The one that applies here the most?
:(

There isn't any, is there?

I'm not a grammatical nazi, but you shouldn't use the word "proverbial" unless you're refering to an actual proverb. I know I know, that's pretty pretentious, and it is. I didn't make the rules though. Although if you wanna walk on the wild side and break the rules like me, use something edgy and offensive, like "the turd in the proverbial punch bowl".

You see? I betcha i'll get banned for that one. :lol

I just took a peek at on_a_role's sig again. He's secretly giving us the finger you guys. :(

I don't know about you but I get enough of that shit at home so I don't need it here. >:

I MEAN I CAME TO IMOCKERY TO UNWIND, YOU KNOW?! AND I DON'T NEED SOME SMARMY, MALADJUSTED, PIMPLY-FACED PRETEEN GIVING ME SASS!

That shit makes me sick. You know it's like we never do enough for the children these days and then they go and listen to their suicide music or whatever, having orgies with each other when we're at work, cutting their wrists and hiding them again with their stupid rubber wrist thingamajiggies.

I tells them, "you wouldn't need to hold your wrists together with those things if you wouldn't cut them so darn much". Then they just roll their macara-caked eyes and get a police officer for "being creepy" or whatever.

Yeah so anyways...

There's a story behind this pic. Apparently some cunt took it upon herself to announce that she was hot.

I mean, I don't know guys...I don't see it.

I can do better. A lot better.

Now, check her out. That's what i'm talking about right there.

.....annnnnnd we're moving along.......

OH NO! What are we going to do now? :(

Looks like he's got the right idea. :)

This page deserves an award.

THE OFFICAL SEVEN FORCE AWARD

Yeah, we're done here.

I hate you so fucking much.

I don't give a shit you lanky cunt.