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Too thin.
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Too not dripping with bloody semen.
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The general concensus among my friends is that I should go as Doug Funnie for Halloween and the only green v-neck sweater vests I can find online cost like 60 bucks :(
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I did that back in 2004 and I made out with at least six chicks. Not necessarily because of it, but still. I still have that sweater somewhere, but I think I'd have to make a trip home (far far away) to get it. What would you give me for it?
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Millhouse, I was in econ class and our professor wanted us to name concerts that we wanted to see for examples in class, and I said that there was a ween concert on the 20th and no one believed that ween was a band.
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My brother's girlfriend isn't fat or anything. He's just a douchebag.
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i go to 4chan some times but never /b/, that shit's retarded to the max. i think i'm better off not even looking at what is there, so i don't.
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Yeah but I want it to look authentic and I'm all like Charlie Brown with a pair of scissors >:
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Have you guys ever noticed that renaissance festivals are like the ancient mating grounds for overweight and/or butch lesbians?
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I took my little pomeranian/shi-tzu/chihuahua mix dog to a ren fest a few years ago, and this big bitch kept kissing him and trying to hide him in her cleavage. He would've fit, too, if he wouldn't have been kicking her :\
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On the lighter side, I found Lycurgus1985's MySpace.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=174224520 |
JASON
Status: In a Relationship Orientation: Straight Children: Someday WHO LET THIS HAPPEN??!? |
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=10598894
This is the Auttumne person who came to his defense. |
Christ, I can't believe I'm only a year older than that fuck.
Lycurgus, that is. |
I was sort of expecting his profile picture, but I still laughed my ass off when I saw it.
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http://jaywolf1985.livejournal.com/
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Bio:I am 21 years old and have been a therian (pretty much someone connected to an animal so much where they feel part that animal as well as human on a spiritual level) for over 7 years (obviously my therian identity is a wolf =P). Although, most just associate this as being a furry these days it seems despite the fact I don't dig any of the fur fetishes. I love to write and make home movies. I am straight and currently single. I am really into horror related things but I am not a goth (or pseudo goth as I like to call it for this day and age). I especially like psychological aspects of horror and fear because I find it fascinating to research into. I'm currently attending Wayne State University and majoring in film in which I hope to achieve a career in. Not to mention, I also like the film, Rocky Horror Picture Show. :)
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jesus fucking christ
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so uh, when did we drop the rules and guidelines from the main page?
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That picture doesn't classify as porn/lewd, does it?
Nobody would jerk off to that. :[ |
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This is tap-able. I would hit this in the pound in no time flat. |
I'm about certain that's not actually him.
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I have a picture of him somwhere, he's just some porker.
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Yeah, here we go:
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