In 100 pages everyone is going to be all like "Hey remember when everyone signed their names with their real name - oh memories!".

-stefan

With an F? Gaaaaaaaay.

You're right PH is cooler - like phat!

-stephan

*approving nod*

Oh man this new name is phreaking me out!

-stephan

ABORT MISSION! REPEAT! ABORT MISSION!

hay guys can I join in this hoe-down wildthang party?

-Richard

big things poppin' and lil' things stoppin'

-adam

all things coppin' :(

chefs be choppin'

-adam

Piano sonatas being written by Chopin?

-Seth

This freestyle I be stoppin'

DICK

-Clayton

The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals it hard.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he resined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the devil finished, Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Fire on the moun, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"I told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been."

And he played fire on the mount, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pin pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."


I always thought the devil's part sounded cooler then Johnny's.

-Clayton

the devil can't drive

duh

-adam

Fool. The devil can drive.

The devil drives a muscle car. :eek

a red muscle car?

-adam

is a Coupe DeVille a muscle car? Also, it goes without saying that the Devil's car is red.

-Cole

-Cole (twice bc I forgot last time)

It more then likely looks something like this:


-Clayton

oh my god what has more muscles the car or the kid

-adam

Omg, i can really dig this name thing

-Brian

Is it just me or does it look like that kid was photoshopped into that image?

-ike

i think it's just you ike

-adam

Guys thats me and my old car before I junked it lol

-Clayton

oh

-ike