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Happy Jesus-was-probably-born-today-but-we-don't-for-sure-but-hey-presents Day, guys. :D

I'm gonna start celebrating March 25th as "Happy God Fucked Mary Day!"

what about a frankie muniz day huh

HEY GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT TODAY THAT MY 16-YEAR-OLD COUSIN DIED OVER TWO MONTHS AGO AND HIS FAMILY NEVER BOTHERED TO TELL US

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE ELSE THOUGH

^That kinda blows. My little brother killed himself 3 months ago and my dad didn't want to tell anyone on his side of the family. I can kind of see how he just can't handle all the phone calls. Maybe your Uncle and Aunt needed to just deal with imediate family matters first.

Oh lord, someone uploaded Outlaw Star's entire run to youtube, dubbed and uncensored

Nostalgia rush ;<

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 516029)

Happy Jesus-was-probably-born-today-but-we-don't-for-sure-but-hey-presents Day, guys. :D

:lol Genius.

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Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 515971)

How would he know that he can't write anymore?

When we stop buying them. :lol

Seriously, fanboys don't quit. :x

What's up

The Ratchet and Clank game that I bought from Best Buy for my probably-eventual younger stepbrother didn't come with the cd. He got to open it on Christmas eve, which is when I was pressured into going back and exchanging it.

Fun fun fun!

MERRY CHRISTMAS 45 MINUTES TOO LATE, FOLKS

I bought a 500Gb external harddrive today for 100$ (thats a deal here ok(

I have never in my life gone shopping on the day after Christmas--I'm masochistic in an entirely different way--but some reason today I feel the pull...unnecessary sales...must buy crap....

I grabbed my best friend's dick last night on accident. It was the first man dick i've ever had in my hand before (besides mine duhhhh).

Now he won't return my calls or even answer his phone. :(

How do you accidentally grab someone's dick

By accidently unzipping his pants, and accidently opening your hand, and acidently grabbing it with a firm lubed grip.

Code:

Hello friend,



My compliments to you.



After very thorough consideration, I have decided to reach you through

this means to propose to you a mutually beneficial proposals that

would require very minimal input from you but have quite an

appreciative benefit to you. And of course as is obvious it is your

prerogative to either support this proposals or reject it, But I do

believe that it is wise to first have a full picture of the

transaction before you make such a decision.



I can state very unequivocally here and now that this business

transaction that I am proposing is safe, riskfree, legitimate and very

profitable. I can also tell you that the amount involved is

GB£12,200,000.00 (Twelve Million Two Hundred Thousand Great Britain

Pounds), that is about US$23,065,000.00 (Twenty Three Million Two

Hundred and Sixty Four Thousand United States Dollars) I am presently

in London working as an investment consultant with the below bank at

their offshore department located at the Isle Of Man. You can please

contact me by email if you need to know more about the transaction so

that I can provide you with a more detailed picture of the transaction.



It is however imperative that you be aware from now that the

transaction requires absolute confidentiality and a pledge to this

resolve would be expected from you before I commence this transaction

with you.



Please do respond to my private email address:

inseque_alainquentin@yahoo.de asap if you are interested.



Warmest regards,



Mr. Inseque Quentin Alain.

Bradford Coopers Consultancy Ltd. UK.

C/O Dept.Of Offshore Mortgage Services,

NatWest Bank,

Demand Knox,

Prospect Hill,

Douglas,Isle Of Man.

IM99 1AT.

www.natwest.com

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 516196)

How do you accidentally grab someone's dick

He thought it was a girl's penis GW, if you've ever seen a woman you'd understand. j/k we luv you

The new show left me unfullfilled.

Hold me.

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 516196)

How do you accidentally grab someone's dick

He had a lighter on his crotch and I went to grab it, but I accidentally grabbed it.

It's all good now though because we just act like that never happened, so I'm straight again.

Look out world.

My laptop started smoking yesterday. I undid everything today, took what I could apart, dusted it (the extent of what I can do to a computer) and now I'm on it again today. I'm kinda asking to get set on fire.

A Bukakke party will out that out.

Did you find what was burning?

Someone on here had a laptop burn their lap before :<

Mine gets toasty but what else could you expect from a 600mhz monster machine like that

Wow, your laptop is eight times faster than mine.

i wish i still had my old pcg-505 vaio :<

My laptop is burning my thighs all because i tried to play Club Penguin on it :(