Mmmmm, what's that smell? Oh yeah, that's the smell of a fresh, working laptop. Mmm, plastic.

Cool, I hope you post some of your writing.

Tadao, you're gonna have to highlight that cock, all I see is a plough. :(

Old Board Fun:
Jixby:"The reason I have a banana in my ear is because I'm trying to lure the monkies inside."
Glowbelly: "The reason I have a monkey in my head is because I'm trying to lure the bananas outside."
Broverg:"The reason I have a banana in my ass is because I'm trying to lure the monkies inside."
Chimp:"The reason there's a banana in my ass is NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS! >:


Also, I remember being Hugh Manatee but I don't even understand, nevermind remember, the things I said as him.

" Also, I remember being Hugh Manatee but I don't even understand, nevermind remember, the things I said as him."

You know I'm really a noob right? I am a girl who "was" posing as a boy though.

Besides, who could act so new to the boards? :confused

:squigly:hypno:squigly:love

Anyways... Maybe there is as penis there and maybe there isn't. I might just be seeing pennisiesesi

I decided a few days ago to never trust anything Tadao says again

Also, Yahtzee enjoyed Crysis today!

Hey! Why did you create me just to put me down :(

Tadao, if you're now a girl then your avatar is suddenly gay.

Usually I am very good at spotting penises. ;(

Old Boards:

Winston 'Seth' Smith:"That's why I think I'm going to kick you in the penis until it bleeds really bad, and you'll say 'I wish I had a vagina because it wouldn't hurt nearly this bad if I were kicked in the vagina instead of the penis."

Chojin should start going through all the different Asian Man avatars he had.

It's like a mystery except instead of wanting to solve it, my head just hurts really badly

^Funny how this charater showed up and the same time as me....

And bunnies are for girls.... or homo's so yeah! Take that!

Bunnies are fundamentally masculine. >:

Ugh, now I can't look at my "My Melody" collection.

Might as well be dancing penises. :(

Hey now, don't drag me...
Wait, no...no, I'm actually fine with that.

That would be awesome.

I don't like the book we wrote :( I like our story, just not the way we tell it.

Which seems like such an excellent time to start pretending that I'm really you.

Hey, I'm just being honest with myself.
Ba dump Tshhhhhhh

Ladies and gentlemen, thanks so much, you've been a great audience! We'll be here all week!

I am profoundly.... uh... damn it's late:sleep

It's snowing!
Okay, I know snow happens a lot, but it never ever snows here.

Red Herring
 

John and Nancy are a couple now. John breeds dogs for food. Nancy is a strong girl: Nancy can bench press a cow. Nancy has a dog. Alas, Nancy's dog has died. Nancy tells John he'd better bury that dog or else. Nancy's mother is so fat she can't even move. Nancy carries her to the tub three times each day. John can save some money and effort if he eats Nancy's dog. Nancy's visiting her great aunt at the Bolshevik museum. If John eats Nancy's dead dog, at what time will the train come in at Norfolk station?

Blue!

Snow is fun when you don't live in it constantly.

Sooooo have you ever created a good thread?

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459 posts since Dec 21st. You talk too much.