I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

Seriously, New Zealand Council of Trade Unions? You really want me to read your press statements? THEY ARE WRITTEN LIKE AN ANGSTY ASSPIE'S LIVEJOURNAL FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

I would really prefer it if you did my job for me by distilling what you have to say to about 25 seconds worth of spoken word. It would save me so much time.

I hope you don't bothered for my a crappy english accent Pubs :x

liquidstatik

Mar 11th, 2008 10:51 PM

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

liquidstatik

Mar 11th, 2008 10:54 PM

i still don't read that forum :o

Girl Drink Drunk

Mar 11th, 2008 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 537722)

Xydexx continues to be the squeakiest and silliest inflatable unicorn in the galaxy. Please join Xydexx and his army and robot ponies to help spread cute and weird across the internet. Long live the cause of offensive cuteness!

I'll stick with the mothership and spreading the funk, thank you.

ElPila666

Mar 11th, 2008 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 537452)

Anime kills, guys.

You heard it here first!

And this one was lovely :love, Esuohlim you're next sir

JediScum

Mar 11th, 2008 11:04 PM

[quote=liquidstatik;537779] CAPTIOIN/quote]

Way too easy

Tadao

Mar 11th, 2008 11:05 PM

Ahweeee need the funk, gotta have the funk

Tadao

Mar 11th, 2008 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 537787)

I hope you the bothered for my a crappy english accent Pubs :x

This is such a treat!

liquidstatik

Mar 11th, 2008 11:10 PM

jediscum u can't even quote

ElPila666

Mar 11th, 2008 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 537694)

With plastic teeth and a fake British accent.

I know he was on WFYB radio once but I never heard that episode. :(

Oh yeah I guess I've heard GADZOOKS and maybe MrAdventure too but I don't remember what he sounds like.

I Choose this one randomly but it's not that short

liquidstatik

Mar 11th, 2008 11:15 PM

http://www.cais-soas.com/News/2008/March2008/04-03.htm

Xydexx

Mar 11th, 2008 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 537652)

It's not that I'm afraid to flirt with your kind, I'm just the kind of guy that kicks his dog of his lap when i gets a boner.

A'ight.

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 537652)

So... what animal are you?

Human. I only roleplay a silly squeaky purple unicorn on the internets.

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 537652)

And why do you do it?

It's fun. You know, fun? You've... seen other people having it? :)

liquidstatik

Mar 11th, 2008 11:26 PM

he rly hasn't ;_;

Xydexx

Mar 11th, 2008 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 537766)

so xexyx have you ever done it with a horsie for reals

I think you have me confused with someone else, but no anyway.

Tadao

Mar 11th, 2008 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 537804)

he rly hasn't ;_;

true that

JediScum

Mar 11th, 2008 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 537781)

MISSIPPII? MIPPIISSIIP? FUCK IT

Two guys are on a bus, and a elderly RACIST BUG-EYED BITCH overhears their conversation.

"First Emma come, then I come, then a two asses, then I come again, THEN A TWO ASSES, then I come again, then I pee twice, then I COME AGAIN!!!!"

The racist bug-eyed bitch says "I have NEVER heard something that disgusting IN MY LIFE!!!"

Chico Marx turns around and says "Hey! Imma justa telling Harpo, how to spell Mississippi"

liquidstatik

Mar 11th, 2008 11:32 PM

r u hiring at the department of cute and weird?

Esuohlim

Mar 11th, 2008 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 537800)

I Choose this one randomly but it's not that short

omg :lol

Xydexx

Mar 11th, 2008 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 537644)

don't let any detail escape us, no matter how completely boring!

I aim to please. Perhaps you'd like to know what I'm wearing? (It may seem strange, but I've found your type always seems oddly fascinated by what I'm wearing and when I go buy new sneakers and all the other miscellaneous administrivia of my life, so hey.) I'm currently wearing blue jeans and my "Wishes Are Unstoppable" t-shirt (featuring a unicorn riding a motorbike because that's awesome http://www.goats.com/forums/news/2539/ ) and my battle-scarred digital watch that lost half its buttons while I was riving tubing in the Potomac.

Tadao

Mar 11th, 2008 11:41 PM

sadfaceemoticon :lol

Xydexx

Mar 11th, 2008 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Emu (Post 537773)

Wow, THE Xydexx posts here?

For the moment, at least. I'm still trying to decide whether this is just another bastion of the Aspergers-afflicted residents of communities such as 4chan and YTMND or not.

It's a big internets, and I certainly have plenty of other places (online and offline) I could be wasting my copious free time on. :)

Xydexx

Mar 11th, 2008 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 537808)

r u hiring at the department of cute and weird?

Possibly.

Tadao

Mar 11th, 2008 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Xydexx (Post 537803)

I only roleplay a silly squeaky purple unicorn on the internets.

So then you don't dress up like a unicorn? You're wearing hoofs right now aren't you?