Costco sells some pretty good frozen taquitos, vermin free. Your blog is racist.

i thought his shirt said speed freak :lol

Thought it was speek freak too.

Back in my day the Donkey was called the "Old-Glory Mule Kick"

I wonder when the time will come when we can sum up the entire '00s decade with one picture.

This is the new I-Mockery Vet Squad handshake

So is that GW and Seven Force then :lol

So a friend of mine who lives in Mississippi now calls the other day to say that he's gonna be in town for the weekend and asks to crash at my place. Then yesterday he calls and says he's bringing two of his friends. Hmm, whatever I say, I can handle three people here. Then 30 mins ago he calls me and says those two friends invited 3 other people. So that's 5 people i've never met that plan on staying at my apt for 3 days. FUCKKKKKK

Sounds like WhiteRat should be getting ready for trip to Mississippi.

DON'T FORGET YOUR HOUSEBREAKING KIT!

Say you've been called in for duty again immediately starting tomorrow morning.

This will let you off the hook for six months too so it's airtight.

Actually, all of these guys are in the Reserves so that yarn won't spin.

I would just tell him he has no right to invite a bunch of scumbags to my house and that he should fuck off.

"this aint the party zone, get lost"

that's what you should say

I want this conflict situation to end with a comedic misunderstanding and then I want to see it on TV.

That's what I pretty much told him over the phone. The best part is that the 3 additional guys were invited by his 2 other friends. He doesn't even know these guys! I told him to put everybody up in a motel and his response was, "i'll try..."

EDIT: They should be here in less than an hour...SPOOKY TIME

HOW COULD YOU INVITE THREE PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, KRAMA!

GEORGE IS GETTIN' UPSET

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Pub why are you reading three-year-old threads

From the politics board no less

A new version of Get Smart?

Who would be Agent 99?

Anne Hathaway? Ick.

OH SHIT, THE ROCK IS IN THIS TOO? THIS IS GOING TO BE CRA...

Oh, Bill Murray? Maybe it'll be ok, but still The Fucking Rock?

Terence Stamp means it can go either way. I don't know how to feel.

i'm installing savage2 right now :eek

The politics board was worth reading then.

Also, Guest watching.

I'm standing in the middle of the Wild West feeling all alone. >:

lol whooops i'll be there when these updates are done 8]

whurr you at?