I like arts and crafts, boiling water is one of my specialties, strip down and get in the bath.

Do you read books, are you happy to be ignored while i work?

I've had a shitty day and now I feel like I need alcohol.

Yes and yes. But I will never leave the U.S. as I get free money here for sitting on my ass.

Kitsa! You say you don't want to be in an internet three way yet here you are. Stop playing hard to get :(

I'm not getting between you- you guys have at it. I'm just gonna sit here with my drink.

Pfft, there is a whole ocean between us. :tear

Well, whatever.

I like whiskey that has that kind of slow-burn <3

Today I was at a burrito place and was going through the line, noncommittal polite, and the burrito guy was trying to mack on this chick behind me. She had on these really tight gray yoga pants with a thong, and they were like 2 sizes too small so her ass stuck way out. He got so busy flirting with her that he forgot what he was doing with us and our food sucked.

Then he forgot to give us forks and when I went back up to ask for some he just tossed them at me, literally tossed them at me. And the girl wasn't even interested in him, she was out of his league. Probably trying to see if she could get a free meal or something, I don't know, it was a pretty fakey giggle.

And then later my dog chewed off a corner of my couch.

Among other things.

Naughty!

Alcohol makes me feel boisterous and invincible!

:D

I intend to spend a great deal of the holidays drunk.

Good start, Kitsa!

I think I'll drink some vodka. Yay a three way over the internet! Score!

MY JAPANESE PENIS CHALLENGES YOUR JAPANESE PENIS TO A DUEL! >:

There is no three way

I'm too disabled for that shit and you should be too

unless it's really kinky that way

What should we do with the drunken sailor?

Bring it!

It's hard tell if it's a moan of pain or pleasure.

That was always my favorite goal celebration tune in NHL 95, and it wasn't until yesterday when my friend told me that it's based on Irish drinking song

the best irish drinking song is fuck you I'm drunk

fuck you I'm drunk
fuck you I'm drunk
pour my beer down the sink
I've got more in the trunk
fuck you I'm drunk
fuck you I'm drunk
and I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS40XEyQXlc

ha hah haha

FINE, SIR! THEY'LL FIGHT IN THE FAIR FIELDS OF SHRUB'S UTERUS >:

PICK THE TIME

way hay and up she rises