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All I listen to lately is Ween and Beefheart
The Pod is my favorite buzzed album. :( |
Jesus Christ, I love the smell of pot.
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I think it smells like burning body odor and muslim incense.
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it smells like my neighbors' garage and maybe warm Corona.
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I appreciate raw, earthy smells, like freshly cut grass. I think it smells wonderful.
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got a little of that look to him, doesn't he.
But then Joey Ramone did too. When Joey Ramone pops up in my dreams with his random input, he sounds half like Vinnie Barbarino and half like that one metal guy from Little Nicky. (Not the one with the moustache). I don't know why. |
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Which one? :yum
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I wonder if the last thing he felt was searing rectal pain? What a way to go.
And those are some giant poisonous snakes those rabbits have been killing. That's pretty damn brave for a rabbit. |
I wonder if they were protecting the baby nest. Moms get fucking vicious.
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I'm sure that must have been it.
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There is a tree out back where I often sit and smoke and look at pretty things. When the birds have babies, the dive bomb me for like 2 weeks. They attack dad while he waters, the dogs have to run and poop at the same time. Nature is cute even when it's deadly.
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I had a squirrel drop a full ear of dried corn on my head back in April. The only thing I can think of that would make a spring-hungry squirrel throw that much food at me was that I was close to a nest.
Note: an ear of dried corn hurts pretty fucking badly when it's dropped square on your head from about 15 feet up. |
You sure got an earful! I'm in bad pun mode. Ever since I decided to try not to get into meaningless fights to amuse myself, I have reverted back to jokes that usually get you punched in the arm.
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I always wonder about people who hate companies cause they didn't get what they want. Then I remember that these people will never be put in a management position. Every thing that happens to them, they will blame on someone else. They think they can create a product that people want, but someone always cheated them out of actually doing it.
They are the people who will murder people because a girl finds them creepy. :( |
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That one was unintentional, but I liked it enough. :(
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