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It doesn't fit me. Its made for someone else
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Well them how do I know you didn't deserve the C-?
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Yeah just say that you talked to some guy who refused. Fuck it. Its just the census. No one really gives a crap. When they come to my door I think Im going to tell them Im a Mexican Russian married with six kids and that we are trying for 4 more kids to start a circus.
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My girlfriend actually filled out the census for my roommate and I. We have the same birthday, both work in insurance and are caucasion(debatable). I forgot to mail it though...then I thought I got a 2nd form in the mail that was laying on the floor. I opened the letter and noticed it was the completed form. It is still laying on my floor. |
i completed mine in like 2 minutes the day i got it, then put it back in the mailbox
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She had to monitor a few people first to make sure they were field ready. Some of the people would like bring their 15 kids around with them, talk on their cell phone and just not really care. |
15 YEARS
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You made me a viking costume, didn't you? FOR WHEN I POUND YOU INTO SUBMISSION. |
GOOD IDEA MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT YOUR TWO FAVORITE HOBBIES TOGETHER AND MAKE SEX COSTUMES FOr A LIVING
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Unless you spent ten years in space. :eek |
To not cause a Sports/Loveline merger....
Me and GF were watching the Flyers/ Bruins game earlier this week at a bar. She noticed someone in the stands who was wearing Philly facepaint which was mixed orange and black with a line down the center. Then she's like "Wow, that guy looks the mask guy from Mario." I heard this was like "Come again?" I knew exactly what she was talking about from Mario 2 but I didn't want to assume this was also what she was talking about. She doesn't play games, sometimes she watches :orgasm. She's like "You know, when you go down the vase and grab the key. The mask guy chases you." I was all like "I don't even know what to say. I'm just so happy right now. :rock:love" |
she sounds like a keeper bill
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Awesome.
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Thanks :)
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:lol I fucking know what's going to be behind that without even checking.
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Hahaha 10kvg that is hilarious
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I SAW 10kvg as 10k VAG L:
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all of you fgts are the reason market research sucks and people keep making shitty products in response
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