we were never legally married and she cant qualify for credit cards anyway :lol

if she claims we were legally married ill be all, WHERES MY ALIMONY

You get picked up by a tornader yet FZ?

Never do. Tornadoes sound more amazing than they actually are. They are beautiful, though.

:lol He can knock an unexpected shoe out of the air, but he backs away from a baseball at a baseball game? That's not very Texan. Maybe he knew about the shoe.

serious lol about this right here. I caught this show once at like 4:30 in the morning at it was like Jerry Springer meets Judge Alex. "YOU SAY YOUR BROTHER OWES YOU RENT, YOU SAY THAT YOU PAYED HIM SEVEN-MONTHS WORTH IN ADVANCE AND THE MONEY IS SUDDENLY MISSING? WELL, FUCKERS, WE'RE GOING TO AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT AND YOU'RE GOING TO THROW FOOD AT EACH OTHER. CASE DISMISSED." :justice

EXTREME AKIM EXTREME AKIM EXTREME AKIM

Today at work, a customer came over with his six year old son. I don't remember what brought it up, but I told him that I knew Princess Bubblegum from Adventure Time. When he didn't believe me, I showed him my hair. I think I blew his freakin' mind.

GREAT NOW THAT KID WILL BE RETARDED FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE

I think there was some brain matter oozing out his nose.
Shit, can I be prosecuted for infanticide in this case? Or am I off the hook if he just turns out retarded? :chatter

YOU SHOULD SUE HIS PARENTS FOR EXPOSING THEIR CHILD TO DEADLY LEVELS OF HAIR

A kid was staring at me once in a hospital cafeteria and when I looked down at my plate I realized I had like 3 different orange items, purely by coincidence...something like orange juice, shredded carrots and orange jello, probably, it was years ago so I can't remember exactly what.

I said, "How do you think I got hair this color?"

Then I saw that he had orange jello and ran to dump it out.

Always felt a little guilty about that.

You misspelled coleor. :eek

Dylan's Nipples. :(

Ass. :eek
ASS! >:

FUCK SHIT BOLLOCKS CUNT! >:

****** :lol

Yes, Ass. Thank you. :)
What an interesting second thread to pick. :eek

Clearly she is not AmUsEdByUs

:wank

There is nothing wrong with 8 guys jerking off in the same room. :(

She is right, T. You are losing like heck in there. You better call in some Bape back up. :eek

I forgot he was EXTREME AKIM.



This is a lady after my own heart

i hope she can tell us about MoThAfUcKiN mIrAcLeS

is there another thread on here where that new character is posting?

No, she was probably warned by the mods to KEEP IT IN ONE THREAD ******

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