idk

Rongi, if you buy a canoe now you will get a bunch for saving their lives this weekend.

I AIN'T BROKE, FUCK YOU.

YOU BROKE CUZ YOU ALWAYS GETTIN' MUGGED AND BUYING DUCKS, BITCH.

lol did you major in creative writing?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT DEGREE? :lol

Oh shit, I forgot you lived in Buffalo. That is kind of close to where I go to school (Binghamton)

I met some girl from Turkey before while I was smoking a cigarette

Why is it that I mainly get hit on by foreign girls?

It's your accent.

or your small penis

You got dat swagga.

It worked for me! I mean, the going to medschool and being broke part.

Maybe Rankeri's doing better.

I think Ranny is still in school - probably why he hasn't been around.

Hard science did right by me. I get no respect, but I do OK for myself. :\

Was this a slight at me you cunt

Rongi take it from me I double-majored in engineering and astrophysics and I'm working at a deli making minimum wage right now! :lol

:lol

Life's so fucked!

at least you don't work at gamestop milhouse :(

i dont have a job and i im only taking one unit this semester and I'm a success!

i only have like two classes till i graduate and i cant get into any of them :(

So I was at the hospital tonight due to not being able to eat for 4 days and barely keeping down liquids. The thing that pisses me off is that there was this really attractive nurse who came in and I talked and joked with her a bit. Next time she came in to change my IV, she had kind of made herself up a bit. So I took that as a clue. We talked more, then after I got enough fluids to feel decent, she gave me my information and walked me to the waiting room. She rubbed my back as she said goodbye. I totally should have asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime, but I wussed out. She was way too hot and I'm not used to dating girls who look like her. I'll stick with the 6's and 7's.

YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED HER IF SHE WANTED SOME FLUIDS TOO

God fucking damn it, at least you guys are still up. Also screw you, milhouse for beating me to the punch

About fluids.

This place is dead as shit tonight

God, it feels good to re-use old mspaint jokes



I FEEL ALIVE

^^^^^ ZUGGA ZUGGA

IN-JOKE LOL

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS IT CEPT THE COOL KIDS





AT ONE AM IN THE MORNING

funny it's 3:17 here

Kahl, SAY SOMETHING

eight beers in, and I'm not buzzed enough to sleep. I don't WANT to drink four more cans of fucking rolling rock, so I've got an hour to kill

As opposed to one PM in the morning? :rolleyes :rolleyes

MORE LIKE 4 IN THE MORNING >:

Where Pub is it's like 5pm September 7th :reuseoldjokes