AT LEAST MILHOUSE AN FATHOM'S IN A TALKATIVE MOOD


KHAL


So shit, seriously despite your aversion to sympathy FZ, your potential homelessness sucks and I offer my condolences :(

start up synchtube with your bitch ass

ROLLING ROCK, HAHA

ARE YOU ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD?

We got good news a few days ago. Chances are very likely now that I won't be - in the long term, at least.

JESUS CHRIST, MILHOUSE. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU?

:lol that is actually exactly what I thought when I saw rolling rock in a fucking twelve can at Vons


My other options were Tecate, Coors, Miller, and Bud

THIS GAME IS LIKE SUCKING A DICK SHIT USING A COCK FUCK

that guy is funny because indignant words

"GOOD THING I HAVE THE SMOOTH, WATERY TASTE OF AN INFERIOR BEER TO TIDE ME THROUGH MY RAGE AND REPETITIVELY DULL SWEARING"

i feel you though, grizzy

Seriously, though, I might as well be drinking Aquafina

lol sorry fathom, I instantly pressed play but the second I saw the words Matchbox Twenty I paused it


permanently

Acquire sufficient liquortude

"Sufficient liquortude" in my case would end with me spending more damn money tomorrow after the movie and nodding my head in aggressive agreement to the droning melody of Judas Priest's "Love Bites"

and no one wants that to happen

brah, you're just afraid to have a good time

you's scared

a bitch

you should just watch the Man From U.N.C.L.E. with me. It's prolly on Netflix or something.

YEAH KEEP SAYING THAT WHEN YOU'RE NOT SEEING GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S NEW MOVIE TOMORROW NIGHT

WITH THE FIVE OUT OF SEVENTEEN FRIENDS WHO BOTHERED TO ANSWER A GOD DAMNED TEXT MESSAGE

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING, ANYWAY

PROBABLY THAT GAY ASS WORLD OF WARCRAFT SHIT

THEY DON'T HAVE JOBS

JHOW DO THEY NOT HAVE JOBS

FUCK THEM >:

WHO THE FUCK PLAYS WORLD OF WARCRAFT

Cue it up on synchtube, nigga

I think you're more bitter than you're willing to admit, gumps. :lol

DUDE, WE SHOULD WATCH THE CUBE. I HAVE IT ON DVD.

THAT'S LIKE MANPURSES

NO ONE IN REAL LIFE ACTUALLY ENGAGES IN THAT SHIT


EXCEPT FAGGOTS

AND KOREAN EUROPEANS WHO ATTEND UCI

Cube was an awesome movie :eek