Whatare ya waitin' for? Go for it! :bow

Sadly not. :(

Cress has no nutritional value. :lol

Well that's where the image came from! (i believe)

Happy 4th of July, Americans. Oh, and sorry I missed saying Happy Canada Day on the 1st. So Happy Canada Day as well.

Guys I'm back from a five-day vacation and here's my obligatory "did anyone miss me post" that I always see around here as if anyone gave a shit :eek

I saw Superman Returns and bowled a 106 and putt-putted a 51 and then played with sparklers :eek :eek

And I had to watch Extreme Makeover Home Edition but that's ok because it allowed me laugh at some girls in wheelchairs :(

I was watching Canada's Next Top Model and the Blakc women make racist jokes about the chinese person

I like how Lotida's stupid thread went off on a tangent immediately and then she tries to sort of go along with it as well but then everyone ignores her

What I liked about you being away was that you dropped the quality curve of your site even lower.

however it is too tempting even for jesus :(

I need to start reading chat room more often. Every day it's always "ohhhh god pub probably filled 5 pages again and I don't feel like wading through them" and then it just piles up and up and then I finally just say "OK, it's been a while, maybe it won't be so bad" and I read through like 20 friggin pages and just give up.

I guess the moral of the story is that assuming makes an ass out of you and ming. What? OK

CURSE YOU FLASH GORDON, I MEAN MARC SUMMERS

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes!

:lol

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

:lol

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police open the door -- I forgot my lunch!

:lol

This concludes todays light comic relief.

Those jokes made my day. :)

bitch i barely had access to computers i was lucky i even had anything for those days :( :(

I'm going on vacation again the following Friday for two weeks so there will be nothing for half of July :lol

HAY GUYS, TODAY IS FUN COMIC DAY!

It's quite hard to read :/

:eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

You're such a fucking faggot.

I'd even go so far as to say you are SOMETHING AWFUL

Haha for a minute there I thought posts were deleted