I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

An F, Misdemonar? Did you read my review of Blake's 7? >:

An F would be an improvement. :(

For the last month I've been working on a reworking of that review & it hasn't got any better.

Pub Lover

Aug 3rd, 2006 11:02 PM

F isn't a vowel or spelt Effe, so it's 'A F' not 'An F' :(

Chojin

Aug 3rd, 2006 11:11 PM

It has a phonetic E, so you use an an.

executioneer

Aug 3rd, 2006 11:11 PM

EDIT: OPPS

Seven Force

Aug 3rd, 2006 11:13 PM

Beaten like an unwanted stepchild.

GADZOOKS

Aug 3rd, 2006 11:36 PM

Well the e-mail is in

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimAllen@TimAllen.com

Thank you for your kind e-mail, Ramrod! When it came to writing a Home Improvement script we would just write the action (grunts) which usually included the type of grunt it was. Like if it's a agreeing grunt, a sexy grunt, or a scared grunt. But if we could spell it out I bet it would be like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!". That's my best guess.

As for your second question, at full erection it is about 14 even. Thanks for being a fan!

-Tim

So after looking at all your entries, the winner of the Grunt-Off is none other then New Zealand's own Pub Lover! with his entry of...

Quote:

Originally Posted by pub lover

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! :eek

Congratulations, you win this fabulous prize.

A one of a kind Home Improvement T-Shirt with one of it's most famous catchphrases, ENJOY![/b]

Chojin

Aug 3rd, 2006 11:41 PM

is that real :< is it too late for me to get jokes :<

Pub Lover

Aug 3rd, 2006 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [url=http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=23042

In regards to this thread, Chojin & I[/url]]
[15:18] Pub: I was going to post "My copy of Bambi runs out right after the mother deer gets shot. IT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT MOVIE!" but then I realised that was exactly your joke but with fifty less cool points.
[15:21] Chojin: i lied a bit, my copy stops working right when they possess the two cops
[15:21] Chojin: but that isn't as funny
[15:21] Chojin: you learn tricks like these in the mock wars, write that tip down, son
[15:24] Chojin: plus then i can just pretend they live out their lives as fat middle aged cops

Pub Lover

Aug 3rd, 2006 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

New Zealand's own Pub Lover!

I got my Permanent Residence today! :)

It means no more bullshit from the Immigration Service. Well, until I apply for citizenship in five years. :(

They stuck I nice shiny sticker in the back of my passport. I totally got a flashback to finally putting the limited edition slimer shiny hologram sticker in my Real Ghostbusters sticker book when i was six.

GADZOOKS

Aug 3rd, 2006 11:55 PM

Chojin, that is a real shirt from the German Binford Tools website. The krauts love Home Improvement, but more specifically they love Tool Time. Krauts suck.

ArrowX

Aug 4th, 2006 12:57 AM

I win you all Suck and I'm better than liek a third of the board members.

Fathom Zero

Aug 4th, 2006 01:02 AM

Happy peanuts soar
Over chocolate covered mountain-tops
And waterfalls of caaaaaruuuumellll.
Prancing nougat in the meadow
Sings a song of satisfaction
Tooooooo the world.

Pub Lover

Aug 4th, 2006 01:03 AM

Actually ArrowX, Chojin and I were discussing the worst members on the board today, and your name was the only one mentioned. >:

Seriously. :lol

Fathom Zero

Aug 4th, 2006 01:05 AM

Me? If it's me, is there any way I could make it up to you?

Marc Summers

Aug 4th, 2006 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

*The real one.

Pub Lover

Aug 4th, 2006 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

Me? If it's me, is there any way I could make it up to you?

Fathom, you posted while I was still checking my spelling. :(

However, as I actually call ArrowX by his name... You're an idiot. >:

Fathom Zero

Aug 4th, 2006 01:23 AM

Oooops. I'm an idiot. I read it too fast.

Rongi

Aug 4th, 2006 01:26 AM

yeah, arrowx is really the only person i can think of that truly bothers me now that kellychaos is gone.

Jixby Phillips

Aug 4th, 2006 01:39 AM

OWN A PEICE OF I-MOCKERY HISTORY:

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=23044

ArrowX

Aug 4th, 2006 01:55 AM

yaeah I dont' post as much anymore, yet I somehow manage to be the shittyest guy here, much for the fact that unlike all the other losers I didnt' leave after about a week

Jixby Phillips

Aug 4th, 2006 02:33 AM

OWN A PEICE OF I-MOCKERY HISTORY:

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=23044

Fathom Zero

Aug 4th, 2006 02:36 AM

Beware the people with missing parts.

GADZOOKS

Aug 4th, 2006 02:49 AM

Hey! Here's a new website I made for folks who like David Letterman and Ms-Paint or any folks who enjoy a smile and maybe a spook.

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/fyb/paintjob/

Here's what the folks say about the paintjob

Quote:

This is what the internet ought to be more like - Tom Green (July 14 2006, Tom Green Live)

daaaaaaaaamn - Mustang Sandwhich (July 14 2006, Jerk Magazine)

oh man this is a real treasure - Jixby Phillips impersonationg Tom Green (July 14 2006, Tom Green Live)

Hey. I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13 - Roger Ebert (July 14 2006, At The Movies)

I'll look later - Johnathan Clement who turned the big 1-6 today!

WARNING: THERE IS A SECRET PAGE SOMEWHERE AND YOU GOTTA TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS AND TURN UP YOUR SPEAKERS TO SEE IT. :eek

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