Fatty fatty fat cat!
 

Introducing the fattest cat i've ever seen, Kailee(strangely the cat is a male, it's previous owners named the poor thing that). This beauty weighs in at a plump 42lb. and can't walk more than a few feet without falling over on his side to recover what little strength he can muster.

The cat resides at my sister's veterinary clinic and is on a strict diet. The previous owner's thought that stuffing their cat with people food was funny and that having the fat cat on the news was great...that is until the cat was too fat to climb into his own litter box, causing him to piss and shit everywhere. The owners took him to my sister's vet to be put down, but the clinic convinced the owners to give them the cat instead to try to get it down to a manageable weight.

Enjoy these grainy cell phone pics of the beast:

He looks like a big cuddly rug. :(

It's like a fluffy swollen tick.

a sentient beanbag-chair

It looks like snarf.

that poor cat :(

Look how much pain he's in when you lift him by the shoulders! Ughh poor fatty!

holy moses

I hate mondays.

nighty nightmare indeed

He looks like a giant marshmallow.

It has kankles.

no big pussy jokes?

No we have fucking class. *spit*

We were going to let you have a crack at those since it's your birthday and all.

That last picture is absolutely hilarious.

That pussy is so big that it made your mom mad when she lost her title.

Happy Birthday, Tadao. I hope it was all you hoped it would be!




As you can see I got this image from coolest-birthday-cakes.com so I was sure it would be a grandslam! I hope you like baseball!

your teh best guys

Talk shit about my cake again and I'll punch you in the Vagina!

And I will not visit your Blog!

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-willie

wow, what a fatass.

I'd say this description is most accurate.

I would make jokes, but cats seriously arent supposed to get that fat it leads to medical problems, so I wont.

The cat's face in the last picture is hilarious.

I was just about to say the same thing.