You need to get a job where they pay you at least 15 buttfucking dollars per hour.

You are a glass half empty kind ig guy huh?

it really depends. currently, i'm ready to drown in an icy river. winter depression hooray!

what's that in usd?????

The exchange rate for a buttfucking dollar is $1 USD while getting buttfucked

hmmmm i don't really like getting buttfucked can i just get all of my earnings in the swedish skullfucking kronor?????

Or Swiss Felching Francs?

Currently 1 BFD is equal to 3.7 German Hotcarl Marcs

i was under the impression that germany had converted to the dirty sanchez euro

ZUGS FOR ALL

A zug is worth 5 rusty trombone colóns

the buttsex monopoly man still makes me laugh

esuohlim, have you finished playing Morrowind yet or are you still putting up with its stupid?

My laptop was too laggy to play it. Right now I'm still slogging through Mother 3 like Kitsa slogging through episode after episode of Dexter.

from you I'll take that as a grudging kind of irritated and then apathetic compliment

Buttsex for all

:makeitrainwithbuttsexdollars

Where's the airhorn, 10K? >:

usps/ups both claim that they do not have my package, and each are blaming the other and denying responsibility for it's disappearance. the result is now that I have two completely contradictory tracking statements, three days since the last update, and it was supposed to be here last week.

the amusing part of this story is that I only ordered this package to temporarily satiate my desire for a pet tortoise.. and I came REALLY close to ordering that almost-hatching egyptian tortoise egg online. boy am I now glad they lost a book and not a living $250 dinosaur egg.

(it would have also been my best friend for the next 60 years, so I would have cried for weeks if it got crushed to death en route :( )

Your avatar is a constant reminder of how much I miss Carl Sagan. :(

dont you miss me too!?

Always! ;)

speaking of new york scientists the other night i watched that richard feynman biopic with matthew "i murdered two irish women and got off scot-free" broderick and even though i've never read any of his books or watched anything about him i recognized the first scene in the movie from an anecdote about him asking his father the name of a bird and that's pretty sad.

OH mother 3 i can't remember the currency in that game... is it dp-dp?

New achewood comic today :eek I know this 'cause I'm buds with Onstad on fb :hat

GIRLS LOVE TURTLES. I knew two girls in college with pet turtles, and one of them skipped class for a week out of depression when she accidentally killed hers. How do you accidentally kill a turtle? >:

Run over it with a forklift?