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THAT WAS MY RIMSHOT WORTHY POINT
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I got an assist!
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Just call me Obviousman ... Sorry FZ :( In other news, Joran van der Sloot is INSANE! Just ask his mother: "She said he suffered severe psychological distress at the early death of his father, for which he blamed himself, she said, without giving further details." Pathological lying apparently runs in the family. |
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Yeah. I never really liked the guy but he voted the way I wanted him to on a lot of issues. Guess I have to vote his ass out now. :(
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Click on the text on this site. :eek
http://joebartonwouldliketoapologize.com/ |
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You can put you dick in a stab wound.
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Isabella Rosselini is so strange :lol
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Anti rape condom.
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I'm sure a pair of scissors would work, honestly.
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Yeah I dont see how its going to "clasp even tighter". Its not a Chinese wang trap.
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That anti-rape condom must have been inspired by that teeth in the vagina movie
EDIT: Also, anti-rape is a bit of a misnomer. I would call it more of a rape punishment condom. It doesn't actually prevent unwanted penetration, it merely punishes for it. |
I would think that a man crazy enough to rape a woman would probably just kill her after getting caught in that. Seriously is his first reaction to run away or get enraged?
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His first reaction is to scream in anguish as several tiny barbs embed themselves into his engorged penis.
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The details of recent discussion make my penis sad (and by that I mean the graphic description of penis injury)
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I've never been bothered by thoughts of harm coming to my glorious penis.
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Wait, is this thing just a condom with barbs inside it?
How's it going to stay open and ready to receive after it's inserted? |
I think it's made out of a stiff polymer, like polycarbonate, which is more rigid than latex. (and much more difficult to remove just with scissors.) And, while you might think that the first reaction would be to kill the woman, remember what is actually being stuck by many needles is his schlong - I think the guy's first reaction will be to lie on the ground screaming like a little girl.
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i just hope there aren't any accidents/nights of spontaneity.
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:( In the future, the barbs contain tranquilizers. |
men need a condom that sends a robot hand inside of the womans vagina to disarm the bomb
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