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Sounds like the usual fun. I got given the whole Adobe Cs4 pack, and the only thing I've touched is Photoshop.
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All you need to know is that Maya is hellspawn
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I can see why my parents thought I'm gay. |
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Figurative or literal? I'm pretty famous for both
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Also the photomania thing only allowed 3 photos. You think I actually took time out of my busy day to photoshop them in? HAH
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Also getting jealous turns me on. :yum
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I'm not single either, but that doesn't stop people from assuming since I'm not with Choj, I must be single.
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And Elx is still 14, so the only single and obtainable I-Mock lady is kahljorn :eek
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Kahljorn IS very confusing in drag
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Wait, is it not ok to wank over pictures of married/dating women? :eek
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I always check the single status of the women in the porn that I jerk it to.
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Nobody is single? Guess I can stop the sucking up then.
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What a curious way to masturbate. :eek
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what was the name of that one film that was really sad with that zombie that sang that song that was like "all byyyyyy mysellllllf"?
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Hangie is more of a its complicated status....cuz thats a thing you can pick places now. I'd love to see that on my health and dental information.
Name: Bill Occupation: Claims Deductibe: 20% Marital status: It's complicated |
It's complicated between Shrub and me. :(
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Husband has decided to read this convo, as it's 'casting aspersions on our marriage' and that 'Tadao is clearly the alpha male here, and Milhouse backwards is the young upstart who needs to be put across my knee. Pricks'
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Milhouse backwards is always the lucky one.
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And that wins the award for post of the year intended for an audience of one :lol |
:lol I've never been called an alpha male till now. I don't think he knows what it means.
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I need to clear things up a bit to say I'm not exactly jealous, more or less chuckling at the thought of not making the "female" list. Whether it was the actual thought or just the argument's-sake thought.
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Happy Real Birthday Phoenix Gamma.
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I randomly came down with a fever at work, which sparked a major vertigo attack. I realized something was very wrong when the deli slicer started vibrating in my vision. Now I've been pretty much immobile in my bed. Fun times.
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I'm working a morning shift today sadly, but my manager is coming back from vacation, and she bakes for us on a regular basis. I'm hoping she remembers and brings me something special <3 I got into my first argument with a customer yesterday, though. He was some old man who didn't understand what the fuck he wanted ("I want a thing for my blackberry for when I'm in the car. It's a $95 thing you guys just came out with! I read it in Consumer Reports!") I was explaining to him that we only have two options to take calls with a phone (earbuds with a mic or a bluetooth headset) but he was old and cranky and told me I was "a real shitty salesman." "Actually, sir, I'm a demonstration specialist. And employee of the month". Fuck old people >: |
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Who do we think would win in a real life fight to become i-mockery alpha male?
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I WOULD be all smug about these IRL alpha male shenanigans if it weren't for the fact that Chojin is well on his way to being @#$!ing ripped like Hugh Jackman
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I'D BACK WILLIE UP, THOUGH
HIT CHOJIN WITH A 2 x 4 SPLATTERHOUSE STYLE WHEN HE WASN'T LOOKING, SEE IF THAT WORKED |
I may be wiry but I have a very high pain threshold. I think it would be between Chojin and 10k though.
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Look at you little girls, all gossiping about who is the alpha male. :rolleyes
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I'll throw my hat in the ring, in case you're feeling lonely.
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WHU-OH, Auntie Tadao has the rolling pin ready
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i win
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Flattery won't get Helm posting here again.
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You are easily more of a man than these Nancy's.
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Throwing bait so obvious it's got sinkers attached, Tadao clearly out to prove his nonchalant claim to the rank of 'alpha male'.
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Oh yeah, that's what I'm doing. :rolleyes
You little pussies can go back to talking about which man is better than you. |
It's jokes. You're taking it seriously and getting riled up because you ACTUALLY think you are better than everyone :lol
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I told you guys to hush, it's Aunt Tadima's time of the month
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Oh god, you're another GW aren't you. You really think I take it seriously? Wow. That's pretty gay. I really don't know how to respond to you now.
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Gus, dude calm down. I was only joking. Don't get all serious on me. :(
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OH OH, I'M DEFLECTING BECAUSE I REALLY CARE WHAT YOU THINK OF ME :(
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I'm always completely serious about everything and am offended that you would somehow imply that you felt that I wasn't at some point in time DICKBAG
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I made a bratwurst, chicken, and mashed potato sandwich and fuck if that wasn't the greatest sandwich ever.
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No way fucker mine is the alpha sandwich
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i cant believe we had a "whose the baddest dude" conversation and j tithonius pednaud didnt get brought up yet
dude looked like a truck with a tophat on |
coz you only eat dick sandwiches
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JT Pednaud has the life I want to have and I strive everyday to try and make mine a tenth as interesting as his.
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Mine's gonna be a knuckle sandwich if you knuckleheads don't keep it down!
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:eek No fucking way :eek
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I KNOW RITE :O
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Hey Retro Kat did you bring Emu and ScruU2wice back with you, you big fairy >:
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Yeah, Tadao may not be a serious jerk, but he's still a jerk.
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wait no just rongi lol :mean |
Didn't Rongi get banned or something
Over spectacularly gay-ass shit |
because he gave arrowx his password :(
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And as much as I hate to directly say anything on the internet, I really ddoubt Tadao gives a shit about serious business
Man this is like a personal fag day for me or something, making actual contributions to conversations all over the place |
I thought he was mad about the new forum layout and threw a temper tantrum about Chojin forcibly teabagging him
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and then he gave his pw to arrowx because he felt that was the worst thing he could do, being an mod and all
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On I-MOCKERY. Throw something better at me than GAY. |
i had demodded rongi for not ever logging in or doing anything, so he gave his password to that fatty in retaliation or tardrage or something, thereby making me ban him.
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oh i didnt know he got demodded whoop[s
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I still hang with ArrowX on some other forum. Bit annoying, not really a bad guy. He's kind of my own little Guitar Woman, biting my ankles and desperately striving for approval.
Also whenever the weeklies get updated you can presumably go and initiate further scoffing at the sexy and exciting realization of my middle-school dream of writing something on I-Mockery, although I wouldn't blame the brass for not posting it. It's horrible, really the worst thing to happen to the written word since My Immortal. |
Rongi was a mod? I don't remember that. In fact I was under the impression Rongi wasn't well liked around here.
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also thanks whoever restored my ability to go back and put a bunch of dick jokes into my posts
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I think I'll just take it as Tadao trying to push buttons in a rather boring way again; because that's how you are acting. |
oh man, I hope you guys start updating your respective loveline threads again, that stuff is so funny :(
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OH NO, I FOUND OUT THAT I CAN'T THINK YOU GUYS ARE ACTING GAY. SO MANY RULES HERE AT I-MOCKERY. GLAD ZMAN IS HERE TO TELL ME HOW I NEED TO FEEL ABOUT THINGS AND STUFF. HE MAKES A GREAT NAZI.
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Don't let anyone tell you that you can't ever think I'm acting gay.
I'm about as gay as it gets, man. Fuck. |
It takes me forever to write weeklies because anytime I go online at home I get sucked into cam4 too.
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