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Geggy Jul 30th, 2008 07:55 PM

terrorist killed twice?? but how??
 
U.S. Strike Killed Al Qaeda Bomb Maker
Terror Big Also Trained 'Shoe Bomber,' Moussaoui
By HABIBULLAH KHAN and BRIAN ROSS
Jan. 18, 2006
ABC News has learned that Pakistani officials now believe that al Qaeda's master bomb maker and chemical weapons expert was one of the men killed in last week's U.S. missile attack in eastern Pakistan.
Midhat Mursi, 52, also known as Abu Khabab al-Masri, was identified by Pakistani authorities as one of four known major al Qaeda leaders present at an apparent terror summit in the village of Damadola early last Friday morning.
The United States had posted a $5 million reward for Mursi's capture. He is described by authorities as the man who ran al Qaeda's infamous Derunta training camp in Afghanistan, where he used dogs and other animals as subjects for experiments with poison and chemicals. His explosives training manual is still regarded as the bible for al Qaeda terrorists around the world.

http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/Investigat...ory?id=1517986


Officials: Al Qaeda's Mad Scientist Killed
CIA Drone Targeted Chemical Weapons Expert Abu Khabab Al-Masri On Afghanistan-Pakistan Border
ISLAMABAD, Pakistan, July 29, 2008
Intelligence officials investigating the early Monday missile attack confirmed that Midhat Mursi al-Sayid Umar, also known as Abu Khabab al-Masri was one of six men killed and his remains had been positively identified.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/...n4301490.shtml

OOPS! :lol

Rez Jul 30th, 2008 09:02 PM

IT'S ALL GOBBLEDIGOOK TO EVERYONE THEY DONT CARE

Tadao Jul 30th, 2008 09:11 PM

You leave the Gooks out of this, it was the Jews!

executioneer Jul 30th, 2008 10:08 PM

they all look the same to me

kahljorn Jul 30th, 2008 10:09 PM

ok geggy so let's say that uh you're in an extremely dark room and some guy makes some kind of anti-geggy joke which makes you ANGRY so you SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF HIM and you're all, "HEY FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK? YOU DONT JUST MAKE ANTI-GEGGY REMARKS MOTHERFUCKER THATS FUCKING RUDE."

and then you leave the room and you hear a guy outside still making anti-geggy jokes with the same voice and he doesn't have a hand mark on his face and suddenly a guy appears behind you with tears in his eyes and looks you in the eyes and then looks down and runs away and that makes you angry because you made some innocent fellow cry so you slap the original geggy shit talker

A short way to describe this would be MISTAKEN IDENTITY but I don't know that seemed kind of complex!

also if you were even remotely intelligent you would've realized the guy who was talking shit was outside of the room. Jackass.

Jeanette X Jul 30th, 2008 11:29 PM


Geggy laments that the masses have not heard his message. Woe is Geggy.

MLE Jul 31st, 2008 02:25 AM

kahl, that joke wouldn't have been as funny if geggy wasn't deaf.

Dr. Boogie Jul 31st, 2008 11:55 AM

So... what conclusion were we supposed to draw from this, Geggy?

AChimp Jul 31st, 2008 04:01 PM

Obviously terrorists would never lie about their names.

Chojin Jul 31st, 2008 06:25 PM

the truth is that the middle east doesn't even exist, our troops are actually being processed into moon food for our new alien overlords.

MLE Aug 1st, 2008 04:37 AM

And for human testing of the new space elevators and space lasers.

Geggy Aug 1st, 2008 12:50 PM

Similiar thing had happened to "9 lives" zarqwai before pentagon decided to abandon its zarqwai project.

Also how many times al qaeda leader #2 (god knows how many #2's there are) has been killed to date? Excellent source here.

Geggy Aug 1st, 2008 12:57 PM

Kahl, can I make fun of you for cutting yourself up, announcing the world what kind of drugs that you smoke and posting a pic of your titties on I-mockery.com/forum?

I don't care that you guys are diverting attention away from the original post and towards ME :) , let alone making fun of ME :) It clearly indicates you aren't sure of the explanation why the guy had been reportedly killed twice.

Tadao Aug 1st, 2008 01:05 PM

Vacuum

Geggy Aug 1st, 2008 02:30 PM

I still firmly believe that the wars in iraq and afghanistan are not meant to be won, just prolonged and stretched out to maximize revenue and strategically positioning themselves for the next "war" (pakistan? Iran?) These "top terrorists" are being kept "alive" and remaining "free" to be used as part a deliberate propaganda campaign to prolong these wars.

pac-man Aug 1st, 2008 05:26 PM

It was either a clone or al-Masri is a time traveler.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 1st, 2008 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geggy (Post 571570)

Officials: Al Qaeda's Mad Scientist Killed
CIA Drone Targeted Chemical Weapons Expert Abu Khabab Al-Masri On Afghanistan-Pakistan Border
ISLAMABAD, Pakistan, July 29, 2008
Intelligence officials investigating the early Monday missile attack confirmed that Midhat Mursi al-Sayid Umar, also known as Abu Khabab al-Masri was one of six men killed and his remains had been positively identified.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/...n4301490.shtml

OOPS! :lol


I think everyone is missing the important part in this.

Who hires Mad Scientists anymore. Does s/he have to buy their own beakers, flashing lights and smoke or does it come with the Laboratory?


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