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whoreable Feb 6th, 2003 06:08 PM

What Are You Eating to Right Now? (ska sucks)
 
turkey sandwich
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NO2 VAPORIZER REVIEWS

MrAdventure Feb 6th, 2003 06:09 PM

X-TREME JELL-O GEL STICKS :lol :lol :lol

cenamalo Feb 6th, 2003 06:34 PM

freaking pot pie :rock

whoreable Feb 13th, 2003 10:42 PM

Strawberry pop-tarts
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Irish cooking

unclehobart Feb 13th, 2003 11:09 PM

ham pizza

Bennett Feb 14th, 2003 02:26 PM

candy cigarettes and root beer barrels

Ninjavenom Feb 14th, 2003 02:31 PM

Ham an' Cheese.

sadie Feb 15th, 2003 03:06 AM

i'm eating to the ticking of this clock, only i can't see it 'cause i buried it under the floor boards 'cause i couldn't stand hearing it, only i still hear it 'cause i don't know why. :(

jin Feb 15th, 2003 03:07 AM

I had an alarm clock once but then i threw it away cause the damn thing kept fucking waking me up!

AHahhAHhHahHAhHah

JIN* eating Pizza.

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AhahaheHAEHaehaHEhaHEHA

sadie Feb 15th, 2003 04:55 AM

you need to be eating to some tranquilizers.

punkgrrrlie10 Feb 15th, 2003 05:30 PM

Leftovers from dinner last night. Teriyaki steak and garlic mash potatoes :meat

ItalianStereotype Feb 16th, 2003 03:38 PM

nothing. im not eating anything. i never have anything to eat. you know why? because i am in college and there is nothing to eat. that is why. so if you have food, fuck you. get fat and lazy, that is just what i want, but dont be surprised when i am grinding your lard-soaked ass under the iron boot of my tyranny.



god im so hungry :(

Rongi Feb 16th, 2003 03:41 PM

:lol

Nothing at the moment. Unless you count orange gaterade as food :(

unclehobart Feb 17th, 2003 11:48 AM

calzone

Ninjavenom Feb 17th, 2003 12:29 PM

strawberry poptarts

whoreable Feb 18th, 2003 04:01 PM

HAMBURGER :)
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BUDDHISM ADVICE

Bennett Feb 18th, 2003 04:13 PM

ItalianStereotype, here is a helpful hint, if there is a Domino's Pizza in your area. Order ONE pizza (preferably pepperoni). When it comes eat the whole goddamn thing. Call them back and tell them that it was cold and greasy, and it looked like the driver stopped too fast, because all the cheese and toppings were on one side of the pizza.

They have a No Questions asked Satisfaction guarantee and will send you another pizza for free! (at least they used to). You can get another one with pepperoni probably... eat that and then tell them IT was too greasy... then they'll tell you that you should probably get something other than pepperoni... No problem!!!
Stock your entire fridge with Domino's pizza.

When you get really good at it, you can get them to send you a free pizza without even ordering an initial one. (did that twice).
I swear to God this works.

My roommate also once convinced Hollywood video that he returned "Austin Powers" but he really was just too lazy to take it back, and ended up keeping the movie with no charge on his account.

Oh yeah, I'm eating the brownies out of all my TV Dinners

Les Waste Feb 18th, 2003 06:04 PM

Applesauce :(

pissed off salesman Feb 22nd, 2003 05:34 PM

the only reason i even go near those damned hollywood box offices is because they have a full stock of b movies and the complete puppet master series. :goth

Ninjavenom Apr 19th, 2003 01:05 AM

How dare you guys not bump this.

Cocoa Pebbles

Esuohlim Apr 19th, 2003 01:44 AM

Cold pizza. :(

Ninjavenom Apr 20th, 2003 09:57 PM

c00kies :)

Geggy Apr 20th, 2003 10:44 PM

A bowl of leftover dirt. (you know, crushed oreo's, chocolate pudding and gummy worms?)

Jebus Apr 24th, 2003 01:45 AM

garlic and butter egg noodles.

Cap'n Crunch May 30th, 2003 11:15 PM

Cold fries left from dinner.

Esuohlim May 31st, 2003 12:42 AM

Meatball sammich.

Kurodo Jun 1st, 2003 11:14 AM

Bagel. :)

Cap'n Crunch Jun 10th, 2003 02:17 PM

Moon Pie.

Cap'n Crunch Jul 4th, 2003 10:47 PM

I just ate a huge fucking bowl of mashed potatoes. I want more.

Daphne Jul 5th, 2003 01:05 AM

with peels or no?

DecapitatedHate Jul 5th, 2003 07:46 AM

Goldfish

Cap'n Crunch Jul 5th, 2003 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daphne
with peels or no?

With some and without. I didn't care.

The_voice_of_reason Jul 5th, 2003 10:09 PM

BBQ ribs and pasta salad.


I hate it when people say BBQ instead of bar-be-que. But when writing it makes sense.

DecapitatedHate Jul 6th, 2003 04:22 AM

Lays sour cream and onion chips!

ScruU2wice Jul 9th, 2003 10:07 PM

i h8 all of u people in genreal. ska is the bes soundin stuf in the ficken wurld. and popcor n

DecapitatedHate Jul 10th, 2003 02:28 AM

Cold pizza.

mischief Jul 10th, 2003 04:10 AM

Jerky Chew :)

Rongi Jul 10th, 2003 04:31 PM

air >:

Esuohlim Jul 10th, 2003 10:33 PM

Pussy :lol

:(

The Retro Kat Jul 12th, 2003 04:55 PM

It's been done. I'm eating goat jizz. TOP THAT FUCKERS!

Esuohlim Jul 12th, 2003 06:17 PM

Arby's.

LOL I WIN :lol

punkgrrrlie10 Jul 12th, 2003 06:21 PM

turkey sandwich.

The Retro Kat Jul 13th, 2003 12:03 AM

Fuck!

DecapitatedHate Jul 13th, 2003 12:19 AM

A JollyRancher.

executioneer Jul 13th, 2003 01:29 AM

Old School Pizzeria Hawaiian Pizza :o

-willie

Cap'n Crunch Jul 13th, 2003 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Arby's.

The Arby's near me had someone working there with Hepatitis C. Oh yeah, and their food sucks.

Esuohlim Jul 13th, 2003 02:18 PM

You see, Cap'n, The Retro Kat said "Goat Jizz, TOP THAT FUCKERS" and I replied with "Arby's". It tops goat jizz.

The joke is that Arby's is horrible. :lol

Do you get it now? ;)

Rongi Jul 13th, 2003 02:30 PM

PB&J with toasted bread :(

Cap'n Crunch Jul 13th, 2003 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
You see, Cap'n, The Retro Kat said "Goat Jizz, TOP THAT FUCKERS" and I replied with "Arby's". It tops goat jizz.

The joke is that Arby's is horrible. :lol

Do you get it now? ;)

Arby's still doesn't top goat jizz. :lol

I am eating a turkey and cheese sandwich.

Esuohlim Jul 13th, 2003 09:23 PM

You should get the award for "Getting the Least Amount of Jokes Ever" >:

Schimid Jul 13th, 2003 09:35 PM

I'M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT AT ARBYS :lol

DecapitatedHate Jul 14th, 2003 04:51 AM

A soft taco from taco bell.

Cap'n Crunch Jul 16th, 2003 08:26 PM

CHICKEN SALAD

Rongi Jul 16th, 2003 09:45 PM

I just had a gyro :d

Perndog Aug 11th, 2003 03:45 AM

BUMP

Deli sandwiches. Shaved turkey, Loraine cheese, and tomatoes on Hawaiian bread. There is no greater food on the planet. And it's the bread that does it. Everyone should eat this stuff, every day. Then all wars would end, everyone would love each other, and Bob Saget would finally die.

It's the Hawaiian bread. Really. :yum

Schimid Aug 11th, 2003 04:20 AM

Why don't you have some skin milk with that?!

YOU FUCKING CANNIBAL! >:

Everything Sucks Aug 14th, 2003 04:56 AM

I'm having some pasta dish of some sort. It's pretty good, even though it's been re-heated in the microwave

Skulhedface Aug 14th, 2003 06:05 AM

Breakfast.

imported_Wicked Steve Aug 14th, 2003 03:30 PM

Generic Cinnamon Toast Crunch that comes in a bag. With milk.

Cap'n Crunch Aug 17th, 2003 11:56 AM

DUNKIN' DOUGHNUTS

Blue Aug 18th, 2003 09:33 PM

Macaroni Cheese

NIGhtMAre Aug 19th, 2003 10:21 PM



yep.

executioneer Sep 16th, 2003 03:40 AM

PEANUT M AND MS :eek

-willie

Rev. Danno Sep 16th, 2003 06:36 AM

A cup of Earl Grey tea, Homade Kalamata and feta scones with a rosemary compound butter I made last night...

Blue Sep 17th, 2003 04:59 AM

Sausages and Baked beans with bacon bits

Randomnimity Sep 17th, 2003 12:21 PM

Froot Loops. College meals are either the cafeteria, or if you're too lazy at the time (like me right now), cereal or Cup O Noodles.

Cap'n Crunch Jun 13th, 2004 10:51 PM

Cheese Crackers with Peanut Butter :eek

Pub Lover Jun 14th, 2004 11:01 AM

Ready Salted Potato Chips.

It's a 190g bag, but I can only eat 170g for some pathetic reason. :(

Perndog Jun 14th, 2004 11:25 AM

BLACKBERRIES :yum

Alive Jun 14th, 2004 02:25 PM

A frozen "charleston chew"

Pub Lover Jun 14th, 2004 02:32 PM

I'm still picking at those crisps... er, I mean 'chips', because I don't like wasting food. :(

Rongi Jun 14th, 2004 02:52 PM

CaptainCrunch :lol

seriously

Cap'n Crunch Jun 14th, 2004 07:42 PM

:lol :(

I'm eating my fingernails. :(

FreakinStrange Jun 14th, 2004 07:49 PM

orange chicken

Trippy Jun 14th, 2004 09:11 PM

umm, an apple...damnit I saw a post as NIGhtMAre, I WANT THAT ACOUNT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perndog Jun 14th, 2004 09:20 PM

Oh, you were Nightmare. That's why you suck! :)

Pub Lover Jun 15th, 2004 06:06 AM

A Honey Wheatbread, Peanut Butter & Boysonberry Jam Sandwich.

Cap'n Crunch Jun 17th, 2004 06:17 PM

Cheeseburger. :(

ProfessorCool Jun 18th, 2004 05:30 AM

Gardetto's

Cap'n Crunch Jun 18th, 2004 10:43 AM

PANCAKES

Esuohlim Jun 18th, 2004 12:01 PM

I just ordered a Dominoes Pizza. It'll be here in 30-45 minutes. >:

Esuohlim Jun 18th, 2004 12:42 PM

Dominoes Pizza :D

Rongi Jun 18th, 2004 02:12 PM

dominoes is an insult to italians everywhere >:

reuben sammich :(

Drev Jun 18th, 2004 02:15 PM

Mt. Dew Livewire :(

Mr. Vagiclean Jun 18th, 2004 02:19 PM

just finished some MEATCAKES, and downing some HEBREW FUCKING NATIONALS :rock

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2004 09:00 PM

The skin off my lips & the inside of my mouth, with a nice serving of blood. >:

huond Jun 19th, 2004 05:19 PM

raisans suck >:

Rongi Jun 19th, 2004 05:31 PM

ramen soup

i could live off this crap

Cap'n Crunch Jun 19th, 2004 07:58 PM

I just bought a whole case of it at Acme because it was 10 for a dollar. :(

ProfessorCool Jun 19th, 2004 08:17 PM

Case of what, catapults and rocket shoes :lol

huond Jun 19th, 2004 08:59 PM

these raisans still suck >:

camacazio Jun 20th, 2004 12:09 AM

Chicken Enchillada

Edit: I've moved onto chocolate ice cream.

Beef Jun 20th, 2004 12:35 PM

Strawberry ice cream

Dark Matter Jun 21st, 2004 01:00 PM

Mints.

FreakinStrange Jun 21st, 2004 04:41 PM

spam and eggs sandwich

da blob Jun 21st, 2004 10:36 PM

rosemary and thyme potato chips.

ArrowX Jun 21st, 2004 10:43 PM

Micalinas Alfredo sauce. AH Gourmet food at its finest.

Alive Jun 22nd, 2004 02:58 PM

White castles


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