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Tadao Jul 17th, 2009 12:53 PM



Is cancer really that bad and scary?

http://cancer.about.com/od/foodguide/a/grillingmeat.htm

I mean there is a cure for it coming soon anyways. I like my meat really really cooked.

Fathom Zero Jul 17th, 2009 01:10 PM

It's a good thing I like meat rare, then. :lol

Esuohlim Jul 17th, 2009 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 638069)
hey guys absolutely nobody's favorite website is back online (basically for what counts as FOR GOOD on the internet, at least 3 years :eek)

WILLIE WEBSITE, UPDATES ONCE EVERY TWO FISCAL YEARS

Thanks for this Willie a while back I checked your site when it wasn't there and I was looking for the mustache picture of Brad the unfunny canadian who sucks


executioneer Jul 17th, 2009 08:33 PM

your welcome s.u. olhim also note i am working on making it vaguely less awful than your average myspace page (NOTE THE MUSIC PLAYER THAT NOT ONLY ASKS YOU WHETHER IT GOES OR NOT, BUT WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC YOU ARE INTERESTED IN LISTENING TO)

Kitsa Jul 17th, 2009 11:36 PM

Gallery show went very well but I am wiped the hell out. I am not good at being social.

Fruit tart was gone before anything else, not counting the plum wine (people had the plum wine drained within half an hour and you could pick 'em out by the purple mouths).

Tadao Jul 17th, 2009 11:59 PM

Congrats


Tadao Jul 18th, 2009 12:12 AM


Aaarg Jul 18th, 2009 09:38 AM

a bit outdated, no?

Tadao Jul 18th, 2009 04:37 PM

http://trollcats.com/


Seven Force Jul 18th, 2009 04:51 PM


not mine

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 18th, 2009 04:52 PM

^ Finally, I have something to do for an hour before I leave work. Also, has anyone seen the new Harry Potter commercial with the LARPing, its really bad but kinda funny.

Tadao Jul 18th, 2009 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 638188)
GAY PIC

not mine

Save your breath... you'll need it to blow up your date.

Seven Force Jul 18th, 2009 05:01 PM

kittens are gayer than bob ross

Tadao Jul 18th, 2009 05:03 PM

Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?

Guitar Woman Jul 18th, 2009 08:01 PM


elx Jul 19th, 2009 09:03 PM

ive got the hiccups

Babs Jul 19th, 2009 09:14 PM

Hold your breath and keep holding it for about a day or so.

elx Jul 19th, 2009 09:25 PM

ladies first!>:

Zhukov Jul 20th, 2009 07:55 AM

I had the hiccups last week, and they lasted for about three days. Good luck.

Some guy at work was telling me that he saw someone on TV that had the hiccups for his entire life. I didn't believe him because I hate him, but it was probably true.

If it looked like my hiccups were going to last forever, I would probably have surgery to get rid of the air pocket trapped in my throat or whatever causes hiccups nowadays. Either that or shoot myself.

Colonel Flagg Jul 20th, 2009 10:19 AM

2½ years ago some girl in Pensacola claimed to have had hiccups for 3 weeks solid. Then, less than two weeks later ANOTHER girl in NC claimed to have been sneezing for 3 weeks solid.

Must have been a slow news month. :\

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 20th, 2009 11:23 AM

I know you can drink water upside and it'll cure it. Most people don't realize that you're only choking/drowning yourself though.

Dimnos Jul 20th, 2009 11:37 AM

I hear bashing yourself in the head with a metal pot will cure them.

Dimnos Jul 20th, 2009 11:37 AM

Or you could just smoke some pot. Either way.

executioneer Jul 20th, 2009 11:48 AM

i always would just alternate hyperventilating and breath holding :/ dunno how well it works though

Tadao Jul 20th, 2009 01:58 PM

I just man up and force them to stop by refusing to hiccup.


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