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Tadao Jan 6th, 2010 02:35 PM

Survival Guides
 
Anyone read any good ones? Personally I'd like to learn about what plants are eatable, what wood (if burned) will kill me, and perhaps some herbs for basic illnesses.

Another one I want to find is one based on world apocalypse survival (not a zombie survival guide :rolleyes). Which reminds me, I have to put together an earthquake kit for my gf's house.

Tadao Jan 6th, 2010 02:52 PM

This looks hopeful.

http://www.amazon.com/US-Army-Surviv...=cm_lmf_tit_10


executioneer Jan 6th, 2010 08:57 PM

helpful hint the only kind of wood that will kill you when burned is the kind that has "t.n.t." written on the side

never take wood from an anthropomorphic rabbit, guys

Tadao Jan 6th, 2010 09:01 PM

Some Hawaiian told me that every year white people die on the beach from burning wood from a ****** tree. I forget what tree it is though.

executioneer Jan 6th, 2010 09:04 PM

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/mone...n-neglect.html ?

Tadao Jan 6th, 2010 09:06 PM

That just may be the one! :eek

executioneer Jan 6th, 2010 09:16 PM

BUT THEN AGAIN SNOPES SEEMS TO THINK IT MIGHT JUST BE A URBAN LEGEND WHO KNOWS :rolleyes

Tadao Jan 6th, 2010 09:18 PM

Let's get Mikey to try it!

executioneer Jan 6th, 2010 09:26 PM

http://www.awwg.org/awg_woodtoxicity.htm this page might be helpful idk

executioneer Jan 6th, 2010 09:32 PM

also apparently the leaves of the yew tree are hell of toxic so if those got burnt along with the wood the smoke might be pretty nasty

Tadao Jan 6th, 2010 09:40 PM

I've heard eucalyptus is poisonous to burn, but I see it in lots of wood bundles so I don't really believe it, probably the leaves or something.

executioneer Jan 6th, 2010 09:55 PM

i don't think it's poisonous but the oil will fuck your shit up and i'm pretty sure that's a leaf thing yeah

dunno how the fuck koala bears can stand it

Tadao Jan 6th, 2010 10:10 PM

That would explain how something so cute is so goddam dangerous.

There is a urban survival show on history channel tonight. I hope it's useful.

Sam Jan 6th, 2010 11:32 PM

DON'T PLAY WITH A PLATYPUS! :survival

Zhukov Jan 7th, 2010 07:15 AM

I've read a few books over the years about survival, and I am pretty confident that I could last several hours by myself in the bush.

Tadao Jan 7th, 2010 12:37 PM

any of those books stand out as note worthy?

Sam Jan 7th, 2010 01:32 PM

Just read a Maxim magazine.

executioneer Jan 7th, 2010 07:51 PM

the boy scouts' handbook maybe idk

Zhukov Jan 7th, 2010 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 666683)
any of those books stand out as note worthy?

Well, from memory, the best one was a British SAS guide. Had lists of poisonous plants etc, detailed guides of how to build shelter.

I guess there are probably quite a few on the market, but British SAS worked for me.

elx Jan 8th, 2010 07:34 AM

http://www.amazon.com/Worst-Case-Sce.../dp/0811825558

this one is kinda fun :s

Tadao Jan 8th, 2010 12:38 PM

I'm gonna have to get that one

Jeanette X Mar 24th, 2010 04:38 PM

I have "How to Stay Alive in the Woods" in my car. Its really good and thorough.

Zhukov Mar 25th, 2010 01:08 AM

Does anyone watch Man versus Wild, or Born Survivor with Bear Grylls? Not really a book, but...



I like to laugh at how EXTREME he makes everything out to be; every snake is the most venomous, every temperature is either scorching or freezing, and every plant has a story that he heard where it killed 26 tourists who ate it.

He is ex-SAS, and he does pretty well for himself.

Tadao Mar 25th, 2010 12:13 PM

I can't stand Bear for just that reason. I hate overly excited people who shout a lot.

Zhukov Mar 26th, 2010 03:08 AM

He is a bit of a joke, really. I like to scoff at how little water he apparently survives on.

Sucking on the dew from a rock before going on about how the body needs 15 liters of water a day in situations such as these.


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