Ditto, ever since I've been off lithium and seroquel, life hasn't been so uncomfortable. Surprising what a little productivity in your life can do for you.

Cynicism and nihilism are the only true personal philosophies so go buy some ice cream and watch My Little Pony because nothing else matters you faggots :brohoof

Good call.

Thanks guys - this thread is the second best belly laugh I've had in the past week. :D

:xmas3

My whole 'near suicide attempt' was that I was contemplating suicide, but I didn't have a sharp enough knife, or the balls to more or less saw my arm open with a dull knife. Then I found my box cutter from work that I thought I lost in my pocket, and took it as a sign that I should down all of my diazepam, about 80mg, and cut myself open. Fortunately, my parents called me out on my depression, and I decided to try therapy instead.
So yeah, sorry for being a drama queen my time here; I earned the snarky responses.
On a related note, do any of you guys have any ideas for a fun project to do when you're stuck at home? I've been trying to make a bracelet out of barbed wire, but I'm having trouble getting it into an even, round shape, and it's frustrating me...

:lol

I imagined you trying to sneak past them in the living room carrying knives and bottles of pills. Dad in a lounge chair looks over his newspaper, a smug and wry grin on his face, "Now, son..."

the knives are all clanking loudly and the pills rattling in their containers, when suddenly he loses his balance and all of the pills fly up in the air like confetti

The pills now scattered on floor, he starts tripping over them while waving his arms comically and his head ends up through the grandfather clock

A bird shoots out of the clock pronouncing, "cuckoo cuckooo." He is taken by ambulance to a hospital, where he is put on suicide watch for self-inflicted head trauma.

You forgot the spaghetti

"ZOINKS!" he exclaims

Do I at least get a talking canine sidekick? Or will I just see visions of Jesus everywhere?

The talking canine sidekick will be your vision of Jesus.

You know, I tried to contribute here with a picture of a dog dressed like Jesus but I literally couldn't find one. Has the internet finally failed me or did I fail myself?

:lol

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