Willie, since when is this ask Dimnos?

since fuckin' never ago >:

They were out burning yard waste in a big bonfire today and for a while I thought it'd catch the house on fire, but no such luck.

Willie, in your (obviously correct) opinion, what is the best Whiskey (or Whisky)?

Willie,
Do I drink Ketel One just because Ray does? I always tell people it is better than Grey Goose. Is this true?

bushmills black is my favourite :(
i don't know for sure if it's better than grey goose but it is damn tasty :( i should really try some grey goose one of these days to be sure

in my completely-unsolicited opinion, there's nothing special about Grey Goose. It's moderately smooth, but so is anything that's not knockoff swill.

Willie,

My cat has recently developed a fetish for plastic grocery bags. He licks and humps them. What do you think is behind this, and what should I do about it?

as for what's behind it, who the hell knows cats are a mystery maybe he's got cat aspergers or something, but what you should do about it is videotape it and put it on youtube

we need more lemon pledge

ill get some at the store just remember to use it in a well-ventilated space or you'll get all lemony

Willie why do I always wait so fucking long to do my taxes? >:

Willie,

Are you ok?

idk i always wait a long time cause i messed up my w4 and have to pay every year >:

im fine i'm just trying out a sort of half-quitting the internet thing

Should I be more concearned about my cats urinary tract health?

maybe about 20% more concerned i guess? don't go nutso over it though

DEAR WILLIE, DID I ASK YOU A QUESTION EARLIER AND FORGET TO POST IT? :(

probably! do you still remember what the q. was :-[

No but I swear to dogg I typed something in here and posted it. :tear

Dear Willie,

Two other people at my work have my First and Last lame, and you have my first name.
Does anyone else have your name and does it upset you sometimes?

Thanks,

Ghost

Can I just text my questions to 542542?

AM I COOL YET?

Can you knight me?

My credit score is 686 with Equifax. If I call in bomb threats to previous lenders would this raise my score?

yeah theres a william mobbs who owns a big medical supply company in australian and i want there to be an error where all his money goes into my bank account somehow >: