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Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2010 09:39 AM

You'd be amazed at what you learn through legal briefs when you work at a copy center.

bigtimecow Feb 8th, 2010 11:26 AM

womti STFU go back to the chons and be random

Babs Feb 8th, 2010 12:01 PM

Good news, Tupac is coming out with another album after his death. Along with the good news, they found a terabyte sized hard drive in Tupac's basement with about 200 more albums to be released soon.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 8th, 2010 01:13 PM

I don't even think they had Terabytes when he died.

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2010 01:14 PM

WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THAT ASSHOLE

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 8th, 2010 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dixie (Post 671691)
yeah i started taking activia yogurt and dannon's probiotic smoothies yesterday and i think it's helping alot.


How did the tour go?

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2010 02:49 PM


Colonel Flagg Feb 8th, 2010 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 671717)
womti STFU go back to the chons and be random

:lol

Babs Feb 8th, 2010 05:09 PM

So I saw this today a temporary job agency...

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2010 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 671618)
womti you arleady HAVE a thread to ruin this one is mine pub lovers >:

I do my best. XD <3

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2010 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 671619)
God, i didn't think it was possible for someone to pollute the chat thread any worse than it already was

doin its job as the forum septic tank, tho

I've seen & done worse. :eek

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2010 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 671675)
Dear(s), poopyone;Null and Void;Evil Robot;theapportioner;MISTER FART!

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Aww, mister fart and apportioner? You're so lucky. I guess I'll just be happy with Tadao & Wiffles. :(

Wait... Wiffles? AWESOME! :orgasm

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2010 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sherlock Homeless (Post 671697)
well, you do have my vote for get the fuck out, Mr. Flagg. and stop talking lie you're form vampirefreaks only they use retarded abbreviations like that.

OMFG! The colonel is on VF? PGLN! (please give link now!) :eek

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2010 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 671734)
WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THAT ASSHOLE

I am wearing a shirt with his face on it right now. :x

It is like Halloween costume I think?

All polythene and saying TUPAC-MAN on the back.

elx Feb 8th, 2010 06:46 PM

when you get a large scrape on your knee and your mom tells you not to wear a bandage because a scab needs to form you shouldn't listen to her. then when you listen to her anyway you shouldn't wear skinny jeans. you wear skinny jeans for the 12 or so hours of your day and then you go to take them off but you can't, because the scab has grown just as she said it would except it's grown right through the tight denim and your skin has begun to form on and into your jeans. if and when you do finally manage to very painfully get yourself out of said pants, you will have lost a chunk of your knee in the process. and this is why you should not wear pants ever.

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2010 06:53 PM

Your mom is a dumb.

elx Feb 8th, 2010 06:55 PM

that's not very nice :(

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2010 07:13 PM

I'm pragmatic.

elx Feb 8th, 2010 07:42 PM

where's your doctorate of thinkology??

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2010 07:46 PM

I'm a doctor of love.

elx Feb 8th, 2010 08:01 PM

how is your love life progressing fathom zero?

Sam Feb 8th, 2010 08:27 PM

i'm dr. pepper

Grislygus Feb 8th, 2010 08:31 PM

I'm Mister Goodbar

Fathom Zero Feb 8th, 2010 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 671776)
how is your love life progressing fathom zero?

I have none.

Sam Feb 8th, 2010 08:55 PM

Grislygus and I taste awesome together. :(


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