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executioneer Nov 19th, 2008 01:08 AM

yeah get a new pair bending glasses back into shape is tricky!

Grislygus Nov 21st, 2008 01:45 PM

DEAR WILLIE IF SOMEON CARTCHES YOU AND CUTS OFF AM LOCK OF YOUR BEARD, WILL HE HAVE GOOOD LUCK FOREVERG

executioneer Nov 21st, 2008 05:18 PM

probably not! it sure isn't helping ME any anyways >:

Dimnos Nov 25th, 2008 04:56 PM

With his failing health, will Kim jong il try to have his brain placed into a robot body?

executioneer Nov 26th, 2008 04:32 AM

i hope so, that might mean it'd be possible for me to do it someday!

Sacks Nov 26th, 2008 11:55 AM

Willie who would win in a fight, The Kool-Aid man or Cheesasaurus Rex?

Dimnos Nov 26th, 2008 01:06 PM

Sacks, didnt you already prove Kool-Aid man would kick Rex's ass?

Pub Lover Nov 26th, 2008 01:14 PM

Willie who is the more tender lover, The Kool-Aid man or Cheesasaurus Rex?

Fathom Zero Nov 26th, 2008 01:29 PM

Dear Willie,

You remind me of a babe.

Sacks Nov 26th, 2008 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 597519)
Sacks, didnt you already prove Kool-Aid man would kick Rex's ass?

I WANT SOME REASSURANCE.

executioneer Nov 27th, 2008 01:02 AM

cheeseasaurus rex would win but kool-aid man's super diabetes power would leave him ona restricted diet the rest of his life

Girl Drink Drunk Nov 28th, 2008 11:08 AM

Willie, does Fathom Zero also make you think of Ted Nugent when he's talking about drugs?

Fathom Zero Nov 28th, 2008 01:48 PM

>: DUDE, STRANGLEHOLD.

Dear Willie,

What's your favorite thing to chew on when you're angry?

Neen Nov 28th, 2008 03:25 PM

Any advice for a beard-in-training?

Sam Nov 28th, 2008 03:43 PM

Dear Willie, i desperately need to go on a vacation and get out of California. Where should I go?

Shrubfest Nov 28th, 2008 03:49 PM

Dear Willie, how much will it cost for Sam to get to Yorkshire, so we can take that picture CiG so wants?

executioneer Nov 28th, 2008 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Girl Drink Drunk (Post 598061)
Willie, does Fathom Zero also make you think of Ted Nugent when he's talking about drugs?

SOMETIMES

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 598074)
>: DUDE, STRANGLEHOLD.

Dear Willie,

What's your favorite thing to chew on when you're angry?

usually whatever it is i'm angry at >: video game controllers get chewed a lot :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neen (Post 598078)
Any advice for a beard-in-training?

start out small so you can get use to it easier!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 598081)
Dear Willie, i desperately need to go on a vacation and get out of California. Where should I go?

have you tried washington all the cool dudes are doin it

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 598086)
Dear Willie, how much will it cost for Sam to get to Yorkshire, so we can take that picture CiG so wants?

JK SAM I THINK SOMEONE ELSE IS WILLIEING UP THIS THREAD :eek

probably a whole bunch! i'd guess it's probably over $600 round trip and that is probably way wayyy too low a guess even

Sam Nov 28th, 2008 05:44 PM

:eek

Sam Nov 28th, 2008 06:21 PM

I just looked and it is like $1000. :tear

SO WILLIE, HOW DO I MAKE $1000 DOLLARS? :(

executioneer Nov 28th, 2008 07:41 PM

dognapping

Dixie Nov 28th, 2008 07:44 PM

Dear Willie,
How can I fake my own death so I don't have to go to anymore family gatherings?

executioneer Nov 30th, 2008 12:34 AM

you could put a brick on your cars accelerator and have it drive off a cliff into the ocean! make sure to rolldown the windows first, it won't work if the windows are all still up and unbroken and there's no body

Dixie Dec 1st, 2008 06:35 AM

Fuck, that means I have to start driving.
:(

executioneer Dec 1st, 2008 06:47 AM

ohh even better borrow someone elses car and crash it into the ocean! itll get found out faster cause the person you borrow the car from will go "HEY WHERES MY CAR AT" and go looking for it

Dixie Dec 1st, 2008 07:20 AM

That does sound like fun......


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