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executioneer Jul 22nd, 2008 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 570162)
willie, do you love me?

i love what you've done with the place!

executioneer Jul 22nd, 2008 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 570245)
willie, willie?

ohhh yeah, we gotta go
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Pub Lover Jul 23rd, 2008 12:01 AM

WILLIE, IS... IS RAMSES SMUCKLES... ...GAY? :|

executioneer Jul 23rd, 2008 02:39 AM

not this week

Kybo Ren Jul 25th, 2008 09:49 PM

Dear Willie-

Kybo Ren Jul 25th, 2008 09:50 PM

What is the best Mr. Bungle Album/EP/Demo/Recording?

Sacks Jul 26th, 2008 12:54 AM

Willie, I'm raw as Africa and when I saw your beard I knew you were too. It seems like a lady just doesn't know what to do with a man who is raw as Africa and she will just run behind his back and fuck dudes all day long and have the nerve to cry while she's telling him about it. Wille what can us dudes who are raw as Africa do to deal with the shortcomings of the fairer(yeah right!) sex?

executioneer Jul 26th, 2008 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kybo Ren (Post 570780)
What is the best Mr. Bungle Album/EP/Demo/Recording?

california, maybe? idk havent heard the eps or demos etc

i like the S/T a bunch too

executioneer Jul 26th, 2008 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 570793)
Willie, I'm raw as Africa and when I saw your beard I knew you were too. It seems like a lady just doesn't know what to do with a man who is raw as Africa and she will just run behind his back and fuck dudes all day long and have the nerve to cry while she's telling him about it. Wille what can us dudes who are raw as Africa do to deal with the shortcomings of the fairer(yeah right!) sex?

walk away, i guess :(

Sacks Jul 26th, 2008 05:49 AM

:tear

executioneer Jul 26th, 2008 07:11 AM

haha although i usually do all my walking away preemptively so take that how you will :(

HungryWantBiddy Jul 29th, 2008 07:10 PM

I lol'd. Well played.

Kybo Ren Aug 4th, 2008 03:19 PM

Dear Willie-
Why do beards get a bad rap? (In Starcom all the villains have them, or are robots.)
_________________________________________

Mr. Bungle:

The Raging Wrath of the Easter Bunny (heaviest Bungle!)
Bowel of Chili
OU818
Mr. Bungle
Live Berekely 1991 (Welcome back Kotter)
Live & Rare (Star Wars medley)
Disco Volante
Live 1992 Anaheim
Live 1995 Chicago (3rd floor dungeon)
California
Live Atlanta 1999 (Vanity Fair has metal verse)
Live House of Blues 1999 (Pee Wee Herman Theme- Brass section plays! no nothing right now, Mr. Herman)
__________________________________________________ __________

Tadao Aug 4th, 2008 04:46 PM

Hey Willie, long time asker, first time listener here. My question is about the douche bag above me. Should I add (and throw in your two cents as well) to your thread title? I think you answers are like Turduckin. Even if you feel that it's wrong and goes against your there is enough for ereryone and you better fucking eat it after all the effort put into it and you're the one who came over anyways.

Dixie Sep 19th, 2008 04:57 AM

Dearest and fluffiest Willie,
What does your beard taste like today?

Sacks Sep 19th, 2008 06:50 AM

Willie I can't get behind any of these presidential candidates! Be it Yawn McCain or Barack "Oh Brother!", neither excite me! What is it this country needs to do to make politics more exciting?

executioneer Sep 19th, 2008 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 580255)
Dearest and fluffiest Willie,
What does your beard taste like today?

head and shoulders :x

executioneer Sep 19th, 2008 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 580256)
Willie I can't get behind any of these presidential candidates! Be it Yawn McCain or Barack "Oh Brother!", neither excite me! What is it this country needs to do to make politics more exciting?

gladiatorial combat

Pub Lover Sep 20th, 2008 12:56 AM

Mister M, do you have dandruff in your beard? :eek

executioneer Sep 20th, 2008 08:33 AM

no but i have it in my reg. hair and i'll be danged if i'm gonan get different shampoo for my face hair

Evil Robot Sep 21st, 2008 06:25 PM

Have I done enough to hide my plants from helicopters?

executioneer Sep 21st, 2008 07:03 PM

yep now all you need is a good supply of 99% isopropyl alcohol, try safeway if they have those in your area

Sacks Sep 21st, 2008 08:04 PM

Eddie and The Cruisers or Eddie and The Cruisers II: Eddie Lives?

executioneer Sep 21st, 2008 08:16 PM

i've never seen either one of those but odds are decent that the sequel is probably worse :(

DevilWearsPrada Sep 21st, 2008 08:19 PM

How are you doing, fella


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