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glowbelly Oct 13th, 2008 04:20 PM

DEAREST WILLIE,
SHOULD I SWEAR OFF MEN AND THEN IN A HILARIOUS TURN OF EVENTS GET DRUNK, HAVE A ONE-NIGHT STAND, GET PREGNANT, HAVE THE BABY AND THEN MARRY DUDE AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER?
THANKS,
KAREN

executioneer Oct 13th, 2008 09:50 PM

you should only do half of those things!

Guitar Woman Oct 13th, 2008 10:42 PM

Willie, is it legal for someone you know, say, your parents, to make you register to vote when you don't want to or care, and use your vote so they can vote twice?

Because that doesn't sound right to me.

executioneer Oct 13th, 2008 11:25 PM

i'm pretty sure it isn't!

Guitar Woman Oct 13th, 2008 11:30 PM

Awesome!

I'll vote for McCain just to spite them.

executioneer Oct 13th, 2008 11:30 PM

you should vote for mcclain instead maybe he'll do another boigah report

Sam Oct 15th, 2008 04:46 PM

YOU SHOULD SELL YOUR VOTE ON EBAY!

DevilWearsPrada Oct 15th, 2008 09:11 PM

YOU'RE NOT WILLIE :(

executioneer Oct 15th, 2008 11:41 PM

are you sure, he looks a awful lot like willie from here

Sacks Oct 16th, 2008 12:02 AM

No Willie is a short guy, broad in the shoulders but narrow at the hip. He's also got a glass eye.

executioneer Oct 16th, 2008 01:17 AM

well i'll be dipped

bigtimecow Oct 19th, 2008 02:16 PM

willie

why does this forum have cancer

executioneer Oct 19th, 2008 08:12 PM

because it sinned against our lord jesus, same reason everyone gets it

Dixie Oct 19th, 2008 10:23 PM

Willie,
Willie,
On the wall.
The most beautiful beard of them all.
Who shot JR?

executioneer Oct 20th, 2008 12:04 AM

elpila did

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 21st, 2008 02:50 AM

Dear Willie,

What was your first avatar?

executioneer Oct 21st, 2008 03:32 AM

i think it was a picture of me in a hat with pig ears and nose on

Tadao Oct 21st, 2008 03:48 AM

HEY WILLIE!

WHAT DID THE JERKS DO TO YOU TO MAKE YOU HATE THEM SO MUCH?

executioneer Oct 21st, 2008 06:25 AM

they didnt get stabbed enough

Grislygus Oct 22nd, 2008 07:00 PM

Dear Willie:



Why does the Caged Bird Sing, and why won't that other guy tell us in the title, is he smug or something, does he just think he's the shit

Sam Oct 22nd, 2008 09:27 PM

Wille, do you want to go see Stella with me?

executioneer Oct 22nd, 2008 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 589652)
Dear Willie:



Why does the Caged Bird Sing, and why won't that other guy tell us in the title, is he smug or something, does he just think he's the shit

the caged bird sings because it is marking its territory or to attract a mate, idk why that needs a whole damn book it sounds like a scam to me

executioneer Oct 22nd, 2008 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 589675)
Wille, do you want to go see Stella with me?

mabey :( i missed out on hugs last time apparently :(

Big McLargehuge Nov 1st, 2008 06:07 PM

hey willie, where all the ladies at? cause i am lonely and i need a lady :(

Sacks Nov 1st, 2008 09:19 PM

Man you only think that. BUT I'LL LET WILLIE FIELD THIS ONE SINCE IT'S HIS THREAD AND ALL.


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