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Tadao Jan 6th, 2008 11:22 PM

Yeah, I think Granny Weatherwax is teaching a little girl about life a long with the MacFeegle. I asked my friend if it was toned down for children, and she said no. Which is good because kids need a good kick in the ass by Granny.

bigtimecow Jan 6th, 2008 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 520335)
Mockery is refering to a pretty old mini-mock he did where he & Soda Popinski tried to cook.

i remember this.

i also remember when i-mockery taught me how to steal from 7-11 via slurpees. i did it and it worked! but then 7-11 caught on and started checking people's slurpees. >:

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 520404)
i remember this.

i also remember when i-mockery taught me how to steal from 7-11 via slurpees. i did it and it worked! but then 7-11 caught on and started checking people's slurpees. >:

that was a good one! i never had the balls to try it.

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2008 11:40 PM

Because you're a girl, right? :rolleyes

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 520410)
Because you're a girl, right? :rolleyes

yes, but i meant that in, the um, not literal sense. balls in the sense of courage. you know what i mean. i gotta stop drinking now.

Guitar Woman Jan 6th, 2008 11:46 PM

Quote:

Is this using the Source Engine?
Are you even aware of when these games came out, you dick

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2008 11:47 PM

Don't worry, half of this forum don't have any metaphorical balls either. :(

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 6th, 2008 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 520416)
Don't worry, half of this forum don't have any metaphorical balls either. :(

i think i good portion don't have any literal ones, either.

and i ain't talkin' bout the chicks.

*rimshot*

Tadao Jan 6th, 2008 11:56 PM

Mmmm I love rimshots!

Neen Jan 6th, 2008 11:58 PM

Two drums and a cymble fall of a building

*Ba dum chi*

....

Sorry, that was uncalled for

Noodles Jan 7th, 2008 12:32 AM

Hey guys i got a new computer, ITS ALL WIDESCREEN AND STUFF :O

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 12:33 AM

who the hell are you

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 12:37 AM

guys my new policy is to move stupid posts gaying up other threads into this thread.

hope you all approve

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 12:37 AM

ok rog that sounds great

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 12:39 AM

what!

i just mean when people are all like o rly i'm from jersey too we should hook up <3 <3 tee hee ohhh i don't know how big is ur penis etc.

So far this rule only applies to dirtyxblondexsxexvegan and ED

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 12:42 AM

Perfect plan. It's what I always wanted to happen. :)

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 12:43 AM

you could just make a designated gay ups thread or something

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 12:43 AM

yeah, really, i figured you guys would like the extra fodder

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 12:43 AM

this thread IS the gay ups thread, gw.

Guitar Woman Jan 7th, 2008 12:43 AM

I'M LIVING A LIE

Tadao Jan 7th, 2008 12:46 AM

Word up

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 7th, 2008 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 520475)
Whatever. One question for you though. Do you find using a vibrator degrading?

degrading???? hmmm. no. but i don't use one regularly, only on the random occasion. i've heard that girls feel like that, but that's their problem.

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 7th, 2008 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 520476)
more true bedtime stories, less fondling the new girl.

lol noone is fondling me, no worries. i would be issuing scrotum kicks faster than you could say "i-mockery forums" if they were.

Chojin Jan 7th, 2008 12:55 AM

so i'm thinking we may need a new GB/Loveline moderator, since I definitely don't have time to read these boards in their entirety anymore.

REQUIREMENTS
-1 year i-mock forum experience preferred
-no life
-sense of humor
-common sense
-desire to change peoples' avatars for no good reason

WhiteRat Jan 7th, 2008 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 520476)
more true bedtime stories, less fondling the new girl.

I'll back off, but trust me bud there's no fondling going on over here.


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