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Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 04:20 PM

Everyone in here is pretty happy they are not at all responsible, except Sam & Esuohlim, those guys lucked out but in all the wrong ways. It is what has happened.

Sethomas Jan 7th, 2008 04:20 PM

One of the banner ads gave me the idea of making a t-shirt saying,
"I bought a retarded t-shirt and all I got was this retarded t-shirt"

It must have been done by now, seriously.

Tadao Jan 7th, 2008 05:18 PM

How about. I bought this stupid t-shirt and now I get spammed by them everyday.

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 05:40 PM

T-Shirt: "YOU DO NOT KNOW SETHOMAS!"


I was just doing something that I haven't done not on a computer in what feels like a long time. It was going well, and it looked like I was even going to have the momentum to reach an end. Then I made a pretty stupid mistake, even by my standards for this sort of task, and my brain fired it's automatic CTRL+Z finger reflex only to get an error command that I would liken to my imagining of Phantom Limb. Feedback pain what the hell? Anyway, unless I get to a scanner soon this little endeavour becomes yet another burnt offering to the gods of petty pride.

Tadao Jan 7th, 2008 05:48 PM

So a digi cam wont work?

Fathom Zero Jan 7th, 2008 05:49 PM

I walked thirty blocks back to my house because I mistook a 4 for a 1.

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 520836)
So a digi cam wont work?

That would be in the same place that the scanner is in. ;)


The problem is that I dislike social interaction to such an extent that I would rather not go into certain places just to avoid it.


Certain places like outside.

MLE Jan 7th, 2008 05:54 PM

:supersadface

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 05:58 PM

Oh like damn, ok. I'll go and scan this in. :(

RaNkeri Jan 7th, 2008 06:00 PM

Guys, how long does it take for butter to expire? Cos I just had a sandwich and used some butter I've had since september, and now I don't feel too good :x

Tadao Jan 7th, 2008 06:40 PM

I think butter last a very long time.

Pub, I see you are still on. Get out there and scan it. But a digi camera is something you can own for pretty cheap. You should have one anyways so that you can take pictures of people outside your window and talk shit about them on the internet.

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 07:00 PM

Scanned it. Fiddled about in photoshop trying to fix mistake. Decided to see how awful it could look using preset filters. Liked what the filters did. Felt dirty & lazy. Closed photoshop and wondered how long before begin to feel guilty about disappointing MLE. Turned to this thread to cheer up, but oh no, Tadao wants to remind me that I have a really shitty job & get paid even worse for it. Feel pretty low. Look out of window. Look at brick wall that window faces. Imagine only Spiderman being able to walk past. Imagine talking shit about Spiderman on the internet. Feel a little like Max Burbank. Imagine being Max Burbank seeing Spiderman walking passed the window. Imagine being Max Burbank opening the window and socking Spiderman in the goddamn face. Imagine being Max Burbank bragging on the internet about socking Spiderman in the face. Remember disappointing MLE. Feel pretty damn low.

Spetsnaz Jan 7th, 2008 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 520901)
Scanned it. Fiddled about in photoshop trying to fix mistake. Decided to see how awful it could look using preset filters. Liked what the filters did. Felt dirty & lazy. Closed photoshop and wondered how long before begin to feel guilty about disappointing MLE. Turned to this thread to cheer up, but oh no, Tadao wants to remind me that I have a really shitty job & get paid even worse for it. Feel pretty low. Look out of window. Look at brick wall that window faces. Imagine only Spiderman being able to walk past. Imagine talking shit about Spiderman on the internet. Feel a little like Max Burbank. Imagine being Max Burbank seeing Spiderman walking passed the window. Imagine being Max Burbank opening the window and socking Spiderman in the goddamn face. Imagine being Max Burbank bragging on the internet about socking Spiderman in the face. Remember disappointing MLE. Feel pretty damn low.


arg_zombies Jan 7th, 2008 08:00 PM

I've lost track of this already :|
I only checked yesterday and another few pages have added

bigtimecow Jan 7th, 2008 08:13 PM

anyone on here play soldat?

if you don't, download and play

if you do, we should play

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arg_zombies (Post 520926)
I've lost track of this already :|
I only checked yesterday and another few pages have added

If you were meant to follow this thread's every page the gods wouldn't have given you a job.

Men have gone mad trying to stay up to date with this beast.

MarioRPG Jan 7th, 2008 08:51 PM

BTC, it got old quick.

Tadao Jan 7th, 2008 08:59 PM

Now I feel bad, Thanks Pub, hope you feel good about that.
Nice drawing btw. At least MLE will be pleased.

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 520942)
Now I feel bad, Thanks Pub, hope you feel good about that.

You're meant to laugh, it's a joke. That is to say I am a joke.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 520942)
At least MLE will be pleased.

Probably a bit hopeful. ;)


Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 520901)
Imagine being Max Burbank opening the window and socking Spiderman in the goddamn face.

Max Burbank could totally win against Spiderman.

It should be The Amazing Max Burbank comic book.

Tadao Jan 7th, 2008 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 520947)
You're meant to laugh, it's a joke. That is to say I am a joke.

Great, now you tell me. I can't unslit my wrists you know...

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 10:13 PM

True despair goths always have a roll of duct tape to hand in case the doorbell rings.
You never know, it could be that could guy from school!

Pub Lover Jan 7th, 2008 10:14 PM

Could be cute...

bigtimecow Jan 8th, 2008 12:43 PM

WOW why did this chat die?!

Pub Lover Jan 8th, 2008 01:46 PM

I went to sleep?

BECAUSE I AM THE CHAT! :eek

dirtyxblondexdame Jan 8th, 2008 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 520748)
Also, XxxXx<3dirtyblonde52orwhatever<3xXxxxX, I am a descendant of Marie Antoinette and I find your avatar fucking offensive, and demand that you replace it with a picture of something harmless, preferably a tomato, so that my delicate psyche has time to recuperate.

no, i won't change it. you'rs is hideous, but that's your choice.

i had no idea i was offending people so deeply with my posts. last time i checked, this was a fucking message board, not god damn nuclear physics. lighten up.

and STOP with this bullshit about me being ArrowX. it's getting ridiculous now.


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