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Sethomas Jan 30th, 2008 09:59 PM

I just want REAL pizza. :(

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 10:03 PM

I have never had real pizza, so I'm fine about eating bad pizza. I'm a low quality kind of guy.

Sacks Jan 30th, 2008 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saizo_ogasawara (Post 528734)
Uh, Jose Joaquin Luis Richard Rayver Raynil Nestor Jimmy Michael Nicanor James Dingdong Nonoy Victor Bear Walken?


Do you understand that the longer a name gets the less manly it is? It's also not very hilarious despite what your friends say.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 10:10 PM

I wish I had never had good whisky, I would still be able to drink Bourbon.

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 10:11 PM

Thick crust pan pizza is the best. I don.t like limp floppy pizza, it reminds me of my ED

Sethomas Jan 30th, 2008 10:15 PM

What do you consider good whisky? I've always seen it as an "other side of the pond" issue from my observation. American snobs love Scotch and French snobs (redundant, lol) love Bourbon.

I actually like Bourbon a lot, though. I've not learned to appreciate scotch (never really tried), but I've experimented a lot with Irish aquae vitae.

Oh shit, food forum.

Oh shit, nevermind.

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 10:18 PM

I don't know. If added one more name it might have been funny.

Pub Lover Jan 30th, 2008 10:19 PM

Scotch snob, but I can drink a good Irish without decrying it as piss.

I can drink any alcohol, it's just a matter of how much of my pissiness you can take between sips (gulps).

Tadao Jan 30th, 2008 10:39 PM

It appears all the republican candidates are debating a few miles from me at this very moment :(
I hate the Raygun Library. Raygun released a shit load of mentally ill people into the streets around here when he was president by closing down the facilities and when he died they put his shit were I have to look at it. I told my mom that when I die I want my asshole cremated separately and then spread all over the library floor.

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2008 12:54 AM

Show of hands: Who wants me to dump the "Post Manly Names" thread in here?

Votes will count only as posts of people raising their hands :eek

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2008 12:57 AM


Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2008 12:57 AM

Then it's settled :picklehat

Chojin Jan 31st, 2008 01:25 AM

I dunno, I try not to merge big threads into this one. Just short dick-slap-fests.

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2008 01:42 AM

we could just delete it because it's terrible

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 01:47 AM


executioneer Jan 31st, 2008 01:47 AM

or lock it so it doesn't get bumped ever again

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 01:52 AM

Who reads this thread anyway? I do, anyone else?

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2008 02:18 AM

I'm watching original transformers cuz I missed out on it as a kid :<

the SHOOP sound Megatron's gun makes gets me every time, as well as the stock looney toons sound effects :<

which isn't to say that it's bad, it's just really funny cuz I can look it from a different view that I would have as a kid :<

Guitar Woman Jan 31st, 2008 02:27 AM

oh man, speaking of childhood cartoons I just remembered that EZEKIEL RAGE is probably the most badass name for a villan and went to post it in the manly names thread but it's gone

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 08:42 AM

I'm going to break the page.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 08:47 AM

It's a good thing this thread wasn't active when I posted that picture, because at the time it seemed a good idea to pantomoime all my posts.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 08:57 AM


Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 09:06 AM

The problem with drinking & using my laptop is that it's heat vent is on the left side & I use my right hand to type. OH NOES MY GLASS OF ALCOHOL IS AUTOMATICALLY ON THE HOT SIDE OF EVERYTHING.

Seriously, keeping my glass on the floor is a sure-fire way for it to be kicked over by my spastic drunk legs. Whisky carpet vs. Warm Whisky? Carpets are like big Towels, Arthur.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 10:23 AM

Five foot eight inches is an odd height.

I thought these people shorter than me:
Summer Glau, Moby, Molly Ringwald, Meg Ryan, Matthew Broderick, Kate Winslet, James Blunt, Jack Osbourne, Ben Stiller, Anna Kournikova, Amy Acker, & Amanda Bynes.

While I also thought these people taller than me:
Adam Ant, Ali Larter, Angelina Jolie, Bam Margera, Denise Crosby, Eminem, Jeri Ryan, Kelly Rowland, Michael Imperioli, Milla Jovovich, Naveen Andrews, Paris Hilton, Peter Sellers, Ricky Gervais, & Robin Williams.

They are all my size? That is very odd to think.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 10:47 AM

It is 03:42. In two hours I have work.

It is 03:43. I just switched off the kitchen light so as the neighbours dog stops barking.

It is 03:44. I am only 2.5/5 drunk. I/2 even. I managed to hit four but have let it trail off. If someone was on I'd go for it again.

It is 03:47 & I'm hitting enter on this post.


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