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Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 11:02 AM

I've noticed that the I-Mock blogs have a different Mockbot procedure to the regular articles before, but how come I can't post to a blog at all?

Is there prescreening or is my brand of zerging that frowned upon?

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 11:21 AM

Images formatted to the Violent Femmes' American Music.

I'd like some whisky spiff to tell me I a) have a crappy selection of drinks. b) have wasted some perfectly fine drink on a unrefined palette.















Fun fact: I only ever use that bread knife to cut cucumbers & tomatoes.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 11:23 AM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 11:24 AM

There you go. First use of that emoticon. Thank drunken Pub (Level 3.5).

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 11:27 AM

Jon Stewart — Height: 5' 7" (1.70 M)

I won.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 11:34 AM

The Highland Park has the best bottle because it has a massive cork.

I'm a sucker for massive corks.

I'd suck massive cork all day if I could.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 11:36 AM

Americans say Cork so it sounds like Cock, right?

Because I'd suck massive cock.

Neen Jan 31st, 2008 12:13 PM

I think, maybe, so 'Corkscrew' makes sense... If that's what y'all call it.

MarioRPG Jan 31st, 2008 12:37 PM

Um, they say cork like it rhymes with Orc. How does that sound like cock?

MarioRPG Jan 31st, 2008 12:41 PM

Pub:
I think Luigi's Mansion is an OK game, it's just that it is VERY short. Also, if I remember correctly, the controls are sort of funny. I can't see getting overly frustrated at it. It's not spectacular by any means, but it's alright if you want to waste 2 hours at most.

EDIT: And there is a lot of search-every-thing-in-the-room.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neen (Post 529068)
I think, maybe, so 'Corkscrew' makes sense... If that's what y'all call it.

I am so drunk in love with my own face you would not believe it, Neen. :MaxBurbank

I am so sober in hate with my face it borders on mental disease, Neen. :verylikelyaMaxBurbankjoke

OK, I just read your question for the first time. If I had the ability to edit this would be forty posts after you asked it. Corkscrew is a British joke that has been held for generations. I hope I didn't just spoile it.

Only faggy wine needs a corkscrew. Whisky corks just get sucked. :publoverbutdonationsgiventomaxburbank

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 529078)
Um, they say cork like it rhymes with Orc. How does that sound like cock?

If this was fifteen minutes in the future, I would givee a voice clip that would show how. ;(
Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 529081)
Pub:
I think Luigi's Mansion is an OK game, it's just that it is VERY short. Also, if I remember correctly, the controls are sort of funny. I can't see getting overly frustrated at it. It's not spectacular by any means, but it's alright if you want to waste 2 hours at most.

EDIT: And there is a lot of search-every-thing-in-the-room.

I hate search-every-thing-in-the-room. >:

I also dislike shor games with awkward controls. :(

MarioRPG Jan 31st, 2008 12:50 PM

Sounds like it's not for you then. :(

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 12:51 PM

short*

(This post only exists vecause I'm drunk 4.3 & have ten minutes before I have to go to work)

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 12:54 PM

Woah, my coffe just boiled. Pixies Monkey Gone To Heaven, I'm Going To Work.

Thanks MRPG, U So Kool!

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2008 01:10 PM

I want to dump "CAPTION THE AVATAR ABOVE YOU" in here too but since that's also a huge thread I'll just close it if it comes around again. Sorry Pub but it's ok you won't remember this post anyway :x

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 01:17 PM

It's true, I''m true derunk

Oh man, the jouraney to work involve3d dancing in the streety. I hope my naeighbourers were asleep.

Myboss is mad that I'm drunk. but I win because he is my dad & he is only dad annoyed. :jixby

in a few weeks he is leaving & then he'll be boss annoyed. I'm never bo9ss odf my own life. ;(

I have the claritry to fix all this, but not the inclaritry to care. :docmanhatton

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 01:25 PM

My coffee is entering my system. I'm beginning to think a blood alcohol per post system is a good idea.

Id tha coffee ,akimg ,e a facist? Or merely a proper perosom?

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 01:27 PM

Is the coffee making me a fascist or merely a proper person...?

I thin facsisty

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 01:35 PM

How big is Outspark_Fiesta.1.2.75.exe meant to be?

The Raconteurs - Together, so I'm thinking of Chojin.

Dixie Jan 31st, 2008 01:35 PM

Pubbles Pubbles Pubbles
Pubbles Pubbles Pubbles
Pubbles Pubbles Pubbles

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 01:49 PM

That is like choas to my brain. :eek

choes

chaesos?

I don't know, maybe later... :)

:pagebrak

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 02:04 PM

PAGE BREAK YOUR DRUNKEN FASCE. >:

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 02:05 PM

Woah, 4.7. :x

Sorry Seth.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 02:27 PM

[07:23] PublicPubLoather: SETH SETHSMARTSETH
[07:24] PublicPubLoather: Everytime I think I turn I sobriety corner I find more drunk behind it
[07:25] Sethomas84: Dude! Shut The Fuck Up!


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