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Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG (Post 531572)
Yes, it is indeed in a tanning bed. They insist because I am going to Cuba for March Break. I don't really know why it's necessary but, they are pretty adament.

Tans alleviate sunburn & muggings.

Unless you spent your whole time hiding in your hostel. ;)

Also, tans potentially increase the likelihood sex. >:

AGAIN THIS DOESN'T OCCUR IF YOU NEVER LEAVE YOUR ROOM :lol

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 531590)
They want you to look Cuban enough not to get your kidneys stolen.

Back to you doing that is it? >:

Emu Feb 12th, 2008 07:12 PM

yeah

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 07:13 PM

:(
Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 531591)
man quit that :( i was gettin worried

;)

MetalMilitia Feb 12th, 2008 07:29 PM



I found a funny picture of a cat on the Internet. :eek

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2008 07:40 PM

Jake Busey is a scary mutherfucker.

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 07:42 PM

That is an immediately amusing picture, MM.


JediScum Feb 12th, 2008 07:43 PM

I assume then, that Tanning of the skin is common practice for your parents.

If i were given that, well, ultimatum, i'd say do it with me or no go.

Also remind them that some "foriegn chicks" like to have mad sex with the fair of skin. Especially if they speak Spanish with a thick American accent.

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 07:44 PM

It can be so sad when the immediate is past so quickly. :tear

JediScum Feb 12th, 2008 07:47 PM

isn't it?

JediScum Feb 12th, 2008 07:51 PM

Tan or no tan, tell yer 'Rental units that Cuba is a no go. But Brazil might be because the hookers are not only cheaper but sometimes men.

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 531602)
Jake Busey is a scary mutherfucker.

Oh yeah? :blah

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 07:55 PM


Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 07:56 PM

OH SHIT! IT'S TRUE! :eek

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2008 08:01 PM

Goddamn it.

WhiteRat Feb 12th, 2008 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 531603)
That is an immediately amusing picture, MM.


If only we could see the mesmerizing ballet that is his jiggling fat rolls.

Grislygus Feb 12th, 2008 10:23 PM

So, in the year that I've been staying in this town, the only girls that are overtly interested in me are the twenty-something girl with two kids who works the night shift at Burger King, and my little brother's fifteen year old friend (who I've fortunately managed to avoid meeting).

I need to get the fuck out of here.

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 531640)
If only we could see the mesmerizing ballet that is his jiggling fat rolls.

Suddenly the dancing fat cat animation is so lacking in my eyes.

I really want to see the shuddering ripples. :(


Sethomas Feb 12th, 2008 10:42 PM

You know, they made java applets back around like 2000 that could add ripples on mouseover to any pictures.

I could totally steal an applet code and do that to a fat cat picture.

But I'm lazy.

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 10:50 PM


Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 10:51 PM


Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 10:52 PM

Stupid. :(

Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 10:56 PM


Pub Lover Feb 12th, 2008 10:59 PM

It's like he he was thinking HMMM, HOW COULD I MAKE MYSELF LOOK EVEN SCARIER TO CHILDREN?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kV5XkBQsKU

Esuohlim Feb 12th, 2008 11:39 PM

It's ok Pub, a failed Page Brak is a million times better than a crime :eek


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