Pub, I'm talking about mmm_brains

no it isn't you Pub. I like you because one of my best friends is from NZ, so I like you because I imagine all people from NZ to be cool like him.

We can make this a game though.

Hint 1: They do not have a mustache.

When did that user mention their gender?

So that rules out Gene Shalit.

They didn't, but you can tell by their bio in "let's get to know". Or they are a gay.

idk i don't think "maquel" sounds much like a girl name

Could just be bad at analogies.

Also, 18 isn't jailbait.

Pretty much, but if it is a she then sorry.

It is on No-Sex-With-Anybody Island.

Stop reminding me where I live Fathom, or I'll repost Jake Busey.

My mother wouldn't appreciate that, you cad.

Hint 2: I hate this poster

Oh shit it's not me is it?

Hint 3: This poster isn't black or have any lazy eyes

No it isn't you buddy you are as cool as a fan.

do they have the same number of letters in their username as you do

What a load off my back that was.

:lol

This poster does not have the same amount of letters in their username as me

Hint 4: This poster still posts

Hint 5: Zomboid could probably guess this poster on his first try

I know it's not me. :picklehat

It can't be you Sam

w/o u I would never know what the end of the classic 1989 arcade game TMNT would look like

u are def safe

Need my James Bond avatar back.

hahah ok hint 5 makes it a little too easy

can anyone guess who I thought it was w/ the whole same number of letters as mattjack username

Hint 6: This poster has probably made you say "UGH" in your mind or out loud within the past 2 weeks.