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Pub Lover May 11th, 2009 07:46 PM

:pagebrak

Kitsa May 11th, 2009 07:57 PM

As always, the guitar woman thing has lost me.

What's a TJ whore? Is that like TJ Hooker?


Guitar Woman May 11th, 2009 08:01 PM

I'm just going to fuck off for another year, have fun with F4.

Pub Lover May 11th, 2009 08:02 PM

I took it to mean Tijuana, but spellcheck tells me I was wrong to imagine it was spelt Tia Juana.

Pub Lover May 11th, 2009 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 628164)
I'm just going to fuck off for another year, have fun with F4.

Love you. :(

Tadao May 11th, 2009 08:15 PM

Yes, Mexico Tijuana. Thank god I don't have a passport right now.

BTW that was very clever Kitsa, even though I know you know what a TJ whore is.

Kitsa May 11th, 2009 08:15 PM

I temporarily forgot Tijuana existed :( I haven't been to Mexico since I was 3.

ElPila666 May 11th, 2009 08:15 PM

awww :love

ElPila666 May 11th, 2009 08:18 PM

Embed videos! sure there were a lot of changes here :eek

Pub Lover May 11th, 2009 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 628170)
awww :love

Yay! El Pila! :love

How are you? Still off the drugs? :eek

ElPila666 May 11th, 2009 08:25 PM

I'm still doin reefer but that's about it :(

Pub Lover May 11th, 2009 08:34 PM

Venezuela just found two tonnes of cocaine. Maybe you could go get some to ease your frowns from Guillermo Canas being so bad at tennis.

ElPila666 May 11th, 2009 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 628177)
Maybe you could go get some to ease your frowns from Guillermo Canas being so bad at tennis.

He doesn't have super powers as david nalbandian has...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN9DK7bCduw

Pub Lover May 11th, 2009 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 628178)
He doesn't have super powers as david nalbandian has...


There is a secret to the BBcode. ;)

Aaarg May 12th, 2009 12:47 AM

the other night we spent about six hours or more looking at classifieds on craigslist.

apparently it's possible to have a "breast fetish."

i thought that was normal.

Esuohlim May 12th, 2009 01:42 AM

Why the fuck does everyone like Bob Barker better than Drew Carey? Do people actually like the Price is Right to such a degree that they can't see how hilarious it is when Drew Carey ridicules practically every contestant on the show?

I have yet to talk to anyone who shares the same opinion. People are stupid >:

captain516 May 12th, 2009 02:41 AM

ha ha, you watch the price is right.

kahljorn May 12th, 2009 07:34 AM

Prolly cause people are all old timey and stupid, and they hate change because it makes them feel old and worthless.

Kitsa May 12th, 2009 07:55 AM

I heard Bob Barker was quite the pimp.

kahljorn May 12th, 2009 07:56 AM

So are lots of worthless assholes.

Kitsa May 12th, 2009 09:29 AM

Never intended it as proof that he wasn't an asshole.

I'm irritated- I got a can of cooking spray off the shelf, and for whatever reason the oil had pooled up around the nozzle. I didn't see it, so it tipped all over my shirt, my jeans and my most expensive shoes. My shoes now have a big dark oil blotch on them and I have no idea how one would go about getting oil out of suede. :(

Colonel Flagg May 12th, 2009 11:18 AM

Unfortunately, I'm not sure it's possible. It might be best to just soak both shoes in the same cooking oil to get them the same shade all over. :dunce

MetalMilitia May 12th, 2009 11:30 AM

You can remove oil from things with lighter fluid (the stuff you put in a Zippo etc.) I think.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 12th, 2009 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 628198)
Why the fuck does everyone like Bob Barker better than Drew Carey? Do people actually like the Price is Right to such a degree that they can't see how hilarious it is when Drew Carey ridicules practically every contestant on the show?

I have yet to talk to anyone who shares the same opinion. People are stupid >:

The few episodes I've seen with Drew Carey I've liked him. He's just so awkward on stage. Like when he goes to hug a lady contestant he's like a fat nerd at prom. Or when three people were spinning the wheel. The first person went over. The second person went over. Then the third person spun for the heck of it and he was like "Congratulations. You didn't have to do anything at all but you won with.....35 cents."

Tadao May 12th, 2009 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 628230)
You can remove oil from things with lighter fluid (the stuff you put in a Zippo etc.) I think.

I use it to clean the neck of my guitars. It is less likely to work it's way into the wood ans warp it. It might break up the oil just long enough for you to dab it into a paper towel.


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