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Fathom Zero Jan 24th, 2010 02:20 AM

Hey Tadao

bigtimecow Jan 24th, 2010 02:56 AM

didn't you say something about fat mexican girls? clearly they can get you weed

Grislygus Jan 24th, 2010 03:37 AM

this is true

ENGAGE AND BEWARE OF PRICE GOUGING

Sam Jan 24th, 2010 03:41 AM

SMOKE WEED

executioneer Jan 24th, 2010 04:18 AM

GW I COULD PROB. GET YOU WEED I KNOW HELL OF POTHEADS

kahljorn Jan 24th, 2010 06:55 AM

IF YOU GROW WEED ITLL TAKE LIKE THREE MONTHS SO YOU SHOULD PROLLY JUSt FIND SOMEONE COOl TO BUY IT FROM/PRETEND LIKE YOU HAVE A MIGRAINE AND GO TO THE OREgon CANNABIS CLUB ;/

TIPS FOR BUYING GOOD WEED: MAKE SURE IT DOESNT HAVE SEEDS/LOOK ALL FLAT/SMASHED AND COW PATTYISH. MAKE SURE IT SMELLS LIKE SKUNKS OR CANDY OR COFFEE NOT GRASS ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES grASSY SMELLING WEED IS OK BUT ITS A GAMBLE. ALSO IF ITS ALL DENSE THAT HELPS TOO BUT ITS NOT NECESSARY. ALSO IT SHOULD LOOK LIKE ITS COATED IN SUGAR WHich ARE CRYSTAls AND It Should HAVe prettY BRIGHT HAIRS (ALTHOUGH ITS NOT ALWAYS LIKE THIS) AND it SHOULDNt BE DARK COLORED GREEN. SOMETIMES IF ITS TOO LIGHT GREENISH IT IS SOMETIMES HARVESTED EARLY SO YOU GOTTA WATCH OUT FOR THAT TOO, BUT USUALLY itS OKAY. THESE ARE JUST GENERAL GUIDELINES GOOD WEED CAN SOMETIMES TRANScEND ALL OF THIS :O DEFNITLEY WATCH OUT FOR SEEDS/BAD ASMELSLSDS COWPATTYISHNESS
WILLIE PROLLY KNOWS SOME PEOPLE WITH goOD WEED :O

elx Jan 24th, 2010 07:13 AM

or you could just like not. you know, save your cash and potentially your ass.

Zhukov Jan 24th, 2010 07:38 AM

I get absolutely brain melting migraines, and people keep telling me I should smoke pot.

First of all, I don't want to fucking smoke pot. Second, if I can't see, have lost feeling and function to half of my body, can't speak, can barely move other than to squirm and scream in pain, how am I supposed to smoke pot?

Nobody answer. I don't want to smoke fucking pot.

elx Jan 24th, 2010 07:51 AM

my friends always tell me i should smoke pot, because it's not a "big deal and i wont get in trouble", but that's such bullshit here. we have a thing where they put all of the mugshots taken in the last week up online and on the news and over half of our arrests are marijuana related.

it's always listed as possession and it's usually combined with stuff like with driving while impaired, reckless endangerment, probation violation, drug paraphernalia, trafficking marijuana, selling a controlled substance, controlled substance within 300 ft of a school, etcetc. by the time they're done stacking up charges for the hell of it, some of these kids are in 5-10 years.

there are a lot of things you should consider GW, like whether or not you are heavily susceptible to addictions and how your local area treats it. :\

kahljorn Jan 24th, 2010 08:08 AM

Zhukov, they make drinks, pills, foods, candies and i think patches and shit you can take instead of smoking it (although they prolly dont have a lot of that stuff in australia). but do whatever you feel comfortable with. Personally, if I have a headache -- although its not really quite a migraine -- and I smoke I usually feel a lot better.

GW lives in Oregon (I think) where its practically legal. Where I live (california) if you get caught with under an ounce of weed you just get a misdeamenor charge which is like an 80 dollar fee -- a slap on the wrist.

Also elx, you're an idiot. Just shut up. I hate you. You're so stupid. Most of the stuff you listed has nothing to do with pot but with selling/being an idiot on it. Also "some of these kids?" Ok. Smoking weed and selling it isn't the same thing, yet you are wiling to consider them as a whole and transfer the penalties of the whole onto a smaller part which doesn't carry the same penalties. This is called a fallacy of division.
:BASICREASONINGSKILLS :lol

"GW i should warn you that you shouldn't even consider buying a gun. Many people who have guns end up going to jail for possession of an unlicensed fire arm, concealing a weapon, farting in public, and murder I. Some of these kids end up serving 10-50 years in jail, maybe even life or the death penalty! These are some things you should consider."

OMGWHATAMIDOINGIVEBEENSETUP

elx Jan 24th, 2010 08:18 AM

you're the one giving the kid a manual on how to obtain and pick quality pot when he simply said he was curious about it, a kid that's already drinking underage and addicted to fucking cigarettes. all i said to him was to make sure he thinks about it and considers the things that are relevant to him and only him, yet i'm the stupid one?

i hope to fucking god that you never reproduce, but i presume that you're as selfish as you are retarded, so there goes that!

Zhukov Jan 24th, 2010 08:24 AM

I've been prescribed morphine for my headaches, and all it does is make me sleepy rather than stop the pain. I don't take anything for them now. I don't know whether pot would do anything, however, that's not the reason I don't want to try it.

I just find stoned people extremely annoying and they smell. If it was legal I still wouldn't take it, try it or find it less annoying.

Zhukov Jan 24th, 2010 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 669322)
you're the one giving the kid a manual on how to obtain and pick quality pot when he simply said he was curious about it, a kid that's already drinking underage and addicted to fucking cigarettes. all i said to him was to make sure he thinks about it and considers the things that are relevant to him and only him, yet i'm the stupid one?

i hope to fucking god that you never reproduce, but i presume that you're as selfish as you are retarded, so there goes that!

:lol

Wait wait wait, GW is a KID? Well I didn't know that.

Also, if Kahl were to reproduce I would be pretty amazed.

elx Jan 24th, 2010 08:33 AM

why would you be amazed? parenthood among irresponsible dumbfucks is a popular trend these days.

and yes, GW is still very young.

kahljorn Jan 24th, 2010 08:47 AM

He already does opiates (PROLLY WORSE THAN WEED) and said that he wants to buy some but can't find it, not JUST that he was curious. In fact he already ordered something that is supposed to have the same affect as weed.
Elx, you're stupid because none of the shit you said makes any sense; I'm stupid because I told a kid who was already interested in weed how to get good stuff instead of bad stuff. Basically, I'm stupid because I give people good information and you're stupid because you say stupid shit. I'll take the former.
he's not a kid he's over 18; older than you are I think.

Elx I'm sure you'll have kids but not because you want to. it'll start the night you turn 20something and you finally get over being a prudish cunt so you can pretend to be better than people on the internet, and you'll be desperate to make up for all the years you denied yourself any sort of fun or pleasure so you'll get really drunk and fuck every guy in a bar for like years. You'll finally get pregnant and then you'll be too pretentious and "good" to get an abortion and you'll go back to being a prude until after you have the kid and then you will become addicted to prescription medicines to escape the fact that you've wasted your life in every way possible.

insults by elx: YOURE GONNA HAVE KIDS

kahljorn Jan 24th, 2010 08:52 AM

"I just find stoned people extremely annoying and they smell. "

If you didn't smoke it and ingested it in another form you wouldn't smell like it and do you find people's grandmothers who take it for their glaucoma to be annoying cause thats kind of mean. they're grandmas for christs sake!

executioneer Jan 24th, 2010 09:05 AM

grandmas smell either way

kahljorn Jan 24th, 2010 10:01 AM


I guess that should say CHILREN

Fathom Zero Jan 24th, 2010 10:56 AM

GW is a few months older than me, I'd wager.

bigtimecow Jan 24th, 2010 12:30 PM

is this seriously what the fuck we're talking about

yesterday someone posts a video of jizz in my pants and now one member is telling another member they hope they don't reproduce. are you guys fucking 15?

SMOKE WEED, DRINK UNDERAGE, PIRATE VIDEO GAMES, AND STEAL PORN FUCK YOU

RaNkeri Jan 24th, 2010 01:03 PM

GODDAMN

Sam Jan 24th, 2010 02:33 PM

FUCKING HELL

Tadao Jan 24th, 2010 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 669299)
Hey Tadao

Sup dood

Tadao Jan 24th, 2010 03:15 PM

Zhukov, I've heard that there isn't really anything they have found yet to relieve migraines. I've never had one so I've never looked into it, but I've had a few friends get them and they have said that nothing anyone tells them to do or try helps.

:(

Tadao Jan 24th, 2010 03:17 PM

Kahl, you should rape elx and kill 2 birds with 1 stone.


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