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Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2005 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt Harty
I FUCKING SAID HELLO PUB

Hello, Matt. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2005 11:44 PM

Sorry I was away guys, I was trimming a hedge in my garden, & then I cleared out my basement, & I totally forgot to come online... :eek

Pub Lover Jan 21st, 2005 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
...some gay comment...

When did you come out of the closet?

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 01:33 AM

I'm far too lazy to get this to 8000. :/

Matt Harty Jan 22nd, 2005 01:42 AM

ill help if you stop being a big fat b*tch to me :(

ArrowX Jan 22nd, 2005 01:43 AM

My Nickname is goose :(

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 01:43 AM

Ok, thanks. I'm just a big jerk when I see how bloody low my post count is. ;)

Matt Harty Jan 22nd, 2005 01:44 AM

ok nevermind gotta go to bed :lol


btw it isnt funny

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ArrowX
My Nickname is goose :(

Great. >:

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 01:45 AM

Even ArrowX has a higher postcount than me. >:

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 01:46 AM

I mean, WTF!? 3000+ posts, & he's still a stupid shit?

How the fuck is that possible?

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 01:49 AM

At least I have one or two people that tolerate me posting here.

He must thrive on our hate. Maybe we should be nice to him... nah, fuck that.

GADZOOKS Jan 22nd, 2005 01:53 AM

STOP MOPING!

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:06 AM

I'm so sorry, Mark. I'll stop moping & being depressed, the moment you stop being a sad, lonely fatfuck. >:

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:12 AM

Anyone remember my blog? I sure don't. :lol

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Sam
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Originally Posted by Matt Harty
HEY SAM :O






































HI MATT :D

What happened to Sam, anyway? :confused

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by HickMan
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Originally Posted by camacazio
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Originally Posted by HickMan
BIG WHEEL


Nobody had a big wheel this cool >:

CRACKERS DID >:

:eek

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
I had a dream friday night which was the best dream story ever. I really want to make a movie out of it, but I'm bad at conveying ideas and hollywood is full of jerks.

Well anyways in my dream i'm in a night club and we're talking to Bob saget back stage and we're talking to him to distract him for some reason. Well we sneak through the back door and i steal a car and get in a chase but make it back to teh scrap yard we work at and almost everyone else is there. But than i hear cop sirens and my friend is bolting through there with the cops behind him. Oh yeah and Cristopher Walken owned the Chop Shop/ junkyard.

Than there was this girl wearing a brown barret and she wore her bangs over one of here eyes, and she was really beautiful, but i couldn't get her face outta my mind and creeped me out because it was just her face staring back at me. I can't describe what she looked like but it was completely out of context with the rest of the dream.

I really want to make a movie or just a really good story outta this. I'd probably fix it up to make it coherent and add weird quarks that only i would think are cool. And i'd have the brown barret girl played by lindsay lohand not becues she looks like her, but because she is so hot and i'm in love with her...

:(

I can't find any posts by me in this thread. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Haha I can imagine Gadzooks talking to PC and saying stuff like "HOLD ON" and then PC hears typing over the phone.

RIP Professor Cool. :(

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
I asked for a title and then rog said "SHOURE" and he hands me a hammer.

and I said "what's this for"

"Well you gotta get that PHAT CASH out of your piggy bank somehow"

Oh That Riddles! :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer
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Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
So yesterday I was at work and a 60 year old guy comes up to me and says "a nickles will buy you a pickle" and asked me ever heard that before. I told him that I hadn't, so he promptly judges that I wasn't born in america because i had brown skin and never heard "a nickles will buy you a pickle." I told him that I was born in Chicago and I lived in Illinoise my whole life. He told me that when he was my age everyone used to say that. I couldn't mention how he was probably my age during the first world war, because my supervisor was at the register right across from mine. So I gave him his change and put on an artificial smile and told him to have a good night.

:/

I've heard "I'll tickle your pickle for a nickel" but not that :/

-willie

:lol

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:30 AM

Seriously, I can't find anything funny I've said in this thread.

Therefore I settled for any post of mine, & yet I find nothing! I no longer exist!

Oh No! :tear

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Riddles Tiddles


Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:37 AM

Thiat thing is fucked up. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2005 02:39 AM

:rolleyes @ 'Thiat'


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