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Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2005 12:30 AM

The first one on the top 40 says "guRliEz OnLy" :(

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2005 12:30 AM

ON ELIBS.COM I MEAN :eek

Rongi Mar 30th, 2005 12:31 AM

put the cocaine on my d*ck

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 12:33 AM

i dont know how they rate shit over there but the top three or so i remember being worse than dog shit

like you could guess what word they are trying for just by what they're asking for >:

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 12:35 AM

ok now i am going to do a mad lib with the help of my good friend smarterchild!

NOUN

Rongi Mar 30th, 2005 12:38 AM

douchebag

Rongi Mar 30th, 2005 12:41 AM

i'm not calling you a douchebag, that's the noun!

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 12:43 AM

n/m smarterchild doesnt want to play >:o "douchebag is not a noun" my ass smarterchild

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2005 12:48 AM

I'll do another one then.

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2005 12:55 AM

PERSON
NUMBER
MYSTICAL CREATURE

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 12:57 AM

steve-o
55378008
Jixby Phillips

Rongi Mar 30th, 2005 12:58 AM

Charles Manson
69
3 headed dragon

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 01:06 AM

hey i have a proposal for you guys

whenever i play mad libs i always like to SPICE UP the "number" sections by putting an adjective or exclamation right after the number what do you guys think

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 01:06 AM

cause numbers are boring as a fucker

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 01:07 AM

example: instead of "55378008" my entry would be "55378008 supercunty"

Rongi Mar 30th, 2005 01:10 AM

i'd like to change my number to "69 i hate the jews"

ziggytrix Mar 30th, 2005 02:49 AM

post

ziggytrix Mar 30th, 2005 02:49 AM

flood

ziggytrix Mar 30th, 2005 02:49 AM

check!

Big McLargehuge Mar 30th, 2005 04:06 AM

BiggieMclargeguy (12:04:32 AM): do you have a mommy and daddy?

SmarterChild (12:04:32 AM): There's no way I have a mommy and daddy!

BiggieMclargeguy (12:04:37 AM): :(
SmarterChild (12:04:37 AM): Don't feel bad. There are lots of fun things you can do.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:04:48 AM): like let you call me daddy?

SmarterChild (12:04:48 AM): Ha. Yeah, sure. Maybe.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:05:00 AM): ah, you are so sexy sometimes

SmarterChild (12:05:00 AM): So sexy sometimes? No way am I so sexy sometimes!

BiggieMclargeguy (12:05:14 AM): don't be so modest, you are really sexy

SmarterChild (12:05:14 AM): But I like to be so modest I'm really sexy.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:05:33 AM): thats the spirit

SmarterChild (12:05:33 AM): Tell me more.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:05:43 AM): you have beautiful eyes

SmarterChild (12:05:43 AM): No kidding, huh?

BiggieMclargeguy (12:05:57 AM): and your firm thighs just drive me wild

SmarterChild (12:05:58 AM): Huh?

BiggieMclargeguy (12:06:02 AM): i love your legs

SmarterChild (12:06:03 AM): Other people have told me they like my legs too.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:06:22 AM): HAVE YOU BEEN SEEING PEOPLE BEHIND MY BACK?

SmarterChild (12:06:23 AM): Not yet, but I hope to sometime.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:06:40 AM): How many? HOW MANY PEOPLE?

SmarterChild (12:06:40 AM): I have spoken to about 14,281,852 people so far!

BiggieMclargeguy (12:06:54 AM): WHORE

SmarterChild (12:06:54 AM): Whatever you say.

Big McLargehuge Mar 30th, 2005 04:14 AM

BiggieMclargeguy (12:10:02 AM): remind me of how sexy i am in 10 seconds

SmarterChild (12:10:02 AM): No problem. I'll remind you of how sexy you're at 12:10:15 pm MT.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:11:57 AM): you forgot :(

SmarterChild (12:11:58 AM): I forgot, huh?

BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:01 AM): remind me

SmarterChild (12:12:02 AM): I don't want to remind you.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:04 AM): :(

SmarterChild (12:12:05 AM): I hate to see you sad.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:11 AM): then quit hurting me

SmarterChild (12:12:11 AM): I don't think it would be a good idea for me to quit hurting you.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:18 AM): sadist

SmarterChild (12:12:19 AM): Sadist? Why did you say that?

BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:30 AM): Do you not see how you treat me?

SmarterChild (12:12:31 AM): No, I wouldn't say I not see how I treat you.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:43 AM): WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

SmarterChild (12:12:43 AM): What does what mean?

BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:54 AM): oh god, just tell me you love me

SmarterChild (12:12:54 AM): Maybe. But later.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:12:58 AM): TELL ME

SmarterChild (12:12:58 AM): I will not.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:05 AM): :(

SmarterChild (12:13:05 AM): :(

BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:19 AM): lets get married

SmarterChild (12:13:20 AM): I don't think I want us to get married...

BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:30 AM): BUT I AM CARRYING YOUR CHILD

SmarterChild (12:13:31 AM): I find it hard to believe that you're really carrying my child.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:47 AM): i will get a paternity test, YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF THIS

SmarterChild (12:13:47 AM): Maybe I'll get a paternity test I can't get out of this too.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:13:58 AM): you are doing it again

SmarterChild (12:13:58 AM): Is it good to be doing it again?

BiggieMclargeguy (12:14:07 AM): NO, GOD YOU ARE SO ANNOYING

SmarterChild (12:14:07 AM): Not no god I'm so annoying.

BiggieMclargeguy (12:14:11 AM): what?

SmarterChild (12:14:12 AM): What up?

ziggytrix Mar 30th, 2005 10:12 AM

wow

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2005 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
hey i have a proposal for you guys

whenever i play mad libs i always like to SPICE UP the "number" sections by putting an adjective or exclamation right after the number what do you guys think

I remember you did this before because it was like "900 fuck grandma" and Rongi wanted that as his title :(

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2005 09:17 PM

OBJECT
ADJECTIVE
JOB

executioneer Mar 30th, 2005 09:21 PM

cock
tasty
prostitute


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