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captain516 May 2nd, 2012 12:13 PM

Chojin I saw this comic And I instantly thought of you

Aaarg May 2nd, 2012 04:07 PM

can i talk about i=mockery here??? can i mention that i hate whenever i see the name of keith apocethary or whatever??????? because i do.fuck that guy

Aaarg May 2nd, 2012 04:09 PM

also that straight-edge dude in the comic is having sex and smoking cigarettes

Babs May 2nd, 2012 04:44 PM

Keith's apothecary

Esuohlim May 2nd, 2012 05:10 PM

KNOW HOW TO EAT

Big McLargehuge May 2nd, 2012 08:22 PM

;).



Fat pride.

Chojin May 2nd, 2012 10:00 PM

http://www.naafaonline.com/dev2/

Dimnos May 2nd, 2012 10:48 PM

Somehow I'm a little shocked by that.

Kitsa May 2nd, 2012 11:13 PM

I was in line at Walmart behind three people who would be classified as way morbidly obese. I don't want to be an asshole about it, but they weren't exactly confounding stereotypes. The first person had two carts that were literally spilling over with bags of chips, boxes of snack cakes and cartons of soda. She didn't even bother to lift the soda out of the cart so the cashier could scan it- cashier had to come around with the gun and sift through the cart scanning things the customer couldn't be bothered to put on the belt.

The second person had a kid who was grabbing random candy bars off the displays, opening them, and eating them. I had plenty of time to watch, because Walmart only had two fucking registers open and the other option wasn't any better. The kid ate three candy bars and the mom just said, "Keep the wrapper so we can tell her what you ate."

The third was on a motorized cart, which she randomly backed into me because she was on a cellphone and not paying a damn bit of attention. She kept blabbing on the cell and didn't even acknowledge the cashier or bother to put anything on the belt, which was within easy reach. The cashier had to lean over to pick up the 20 or so premade sub sandwiches out of the basket.

So yeah, there are a lot of assumptions based on weight but these people weren't the greatest ambassadors. Of course, it was Walmart.

Colonel Flagg May 2nd, 2012 11:24 PM

:puke

Esuohlim May 3rd, 2012 12:04 AM

It's like there's one collective Walmart and every store in the country has a front door that teleports you there. I've been to a Walmart in one of the most upscale neighborhoods in the state, probably the country, and the same horrible, horrible stereotypical people you'd see in any other Walmart are shopping there. Unsettling.

Zhukov May 3rd, 2012 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by naafa
We Come in All Sizes

No we don't. We come in roughly similar sizes, and then some people add a shitload more onto that that they shouldn't.


Fat people don't phase me unless they're being wankers, like the ones Kitsa always meets.

Kitsa May 3rd, 2012 12:45 AM

I remember seeing a dad kick his kid's ass in the middle of the school supply aisle once and that was a pretty classy Walmart experience.

I was sort of on the fringe of the situation but this dad was being an idiot with his middle-school aged kid, kept shoving him with a binder that had a horse on it and saying he should get that because he was a horse's ass. I didn't even know parents called their kids horse's asses, or that anyone even used that term anymore, but this guy did. The kid eventually asked his dad to be quiet and that's when the guy picked the kid up by his shirt and slammed his head into the metal display racks.

I'm not really clear on what happened after that because there were a lot of people on it but I'm really hoping the guy got his ass stomped.

Zhukov May 3rd, 2012 12:50 AM

Oh man. I wish we had Walmart here. We have a similar thing, called Big W, which is basically Walmart, but something tells me that it takes a certain je ne sais quoi to attract the mentals that I really want to see.

Kitsa May 3rd, 2012 12:56 AM

For that crowd it's more a je ne sais pas thing.

I think it's just a gleaming beacon that draws a certain type there like moths to a flame. Sort of like all-you-can-eat buffets, which I also loathe.

zeldasbiggestfan May 3rd, 2012 01:17 AM

A friend of mine put a nice image in my head about all you can eat buffets (while eating at one, of course). He told me about this huge ass black lady he saw in front of him getting some mashed potatoes. The lady reached over the gravy, and scooped up some of 'dem taters. Well the lady was sweating pretty bad, and he said he swore that he saw a couple of drops of sweat slide down her arm and into the gravy.

Tasty.

Bastard ruined my meal too. Fucker.

Kitsa May 3rd, 2012 01:28 AM

I'm sure that happens, and worse.

I went to one buffet that had one of those self-serve ice cream machines. A man was holding his kid on his hip and talking to someone. The kid had her finger up her nose. Then she reached out and put the same finger up the nozzle of the machine, then stuck it in her mouth, then back into her nose...and the process repeated a couple of times.

I already wasn't in love with the place because of random rubberbands in my noodles but that really tipped it in.

kahljorn May 3rd, 2012 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 758571)
It's like there's one collective Walmart and every store in the country has a front door that teleports you there. I've been to a Walmart in one of the most upscale neighborhoods in the state, probably the country, and the same horrible, horrible stereotypical people you'd see in any other Walmart are shopping there. Unsettling.

was it a sunday?

cuz poor families love to get dressed up in their sunday best and goto the nice walmart

Dimnos May 3rd, 2012 11:31 AM

Never eat at buffets for those exact reasons. Never.

I have never seen any of these kinds of people in Walmart. Probably because the few times I have had to shop at a walmart, I kept my head down and got out as fast as I could.

Also... Rich upscale people dont like to clean their shit, there are always lesser types around to do that. Wherever you find "classy" people, you find scum too.

Colonel Flagg May 3rd, 2012 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 758577)
I went to one buffet that had one of those self-serve ice cream machines. A man was holding his kid on his hip and talking to someone. The kid had her finger up her nose. Then she reached out and put the same finger up the nozzle of the machine, then stuck it in her mouth, then back into her nose...and the process repeated a couple of times.

Time for lunch .... :x

kahljorn May 3rd, 2012 03:10 PM

most of the wealthy people i knew acted like they were poorer than poor people. This one lady bought steaks from the dollar store.

Esuohlim May 3rd, 2012 03:31 PM

I've got a friend who's been poor all his life and now as an engineer he's suddenly making more money than he knows what to do with, but he still eats Ramen for lunch and sleeps on a twin-bed mattress on the floor and buys clothes at Target

10,000 Volt Ghost May 3rd, 2012 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 758593)
most of the wealthy people i knew acted like they were poorer than poor people. This one lady bought steaks from the dollar store.

But philly steakums and cheese are delicious. Slather some A1 and you're good to go.

Aaarg May 3rd, 2012 03:57 PM

oh my god i forgot steakums existed.

i grew up eating awful food.

so glad i'll never eat hamburger helper again.

kahljorn May 3rd, 2012 04:07 PM

haha wow i hate hamburger helper and i really hate tuna helper and part of why i hate tuna helper is because people think that it is acceptable


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