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Otto Jun 13th, 2015 01:47 AM

I got an undercut today. I call it the "I was only following orders!" hairstyle.

zeldasbiggestfan Jun 14th, 2015 07:31 PM

Sounds like you need an uppercut, AMIRITE GUISE? :lol

Otto Jun 15th, 2015 12:10 AM

sounds like you need a wood router in your left eye

I AM GOING TO ETHAN ALLEN YOUR BRAIN

zeldasbiggestfan Jun 15th, 2015 03:59 PM

I already took a BB, these folks know.

That sucked, hahah

Tadao Jun 15th, 2015 09:22 PM

Yeah I was thinking you meant a punch in the face lol. My brother was shooting bbs at my feet in the garage to make me dance and one ricocheted grazed my eye. When went back to shooting each other in the stomach.

Otto Jun 16th, 2015 03:09 AM

During marksmanship lessons at Boy Scout camp I had a BB ricochet off of the metal side of a target holder and catch me in the ear. Thank god it was one of those shitty air rifles that you had to manually pump. I couldn't imagine the pain if it was one of those green gas powered motherfuckers.

I also remember quitting around at around 11 years old because I got into studying the World Wars and was kind of revolted by the similarity between the Scouts and the Hitler Youth. The ear BB was just icing on the shit cake, I guess.

Esuohlim Jun 17th, 2015 09:06 PM

Skulhedface sucks

Esuohlim Jun 17th, 2015 09:08 PM



I-MOCK FUN BUNCH :D

Sam wanted me to go. Sam wanted to hang out with me :(

zeldasbiggestfan Jun 17th, 2015 09:39 PM

WHERE, OH WHERE, HAS OUR WILLIE GONE?

OH WHERE, OH WHERE COULD HE BE?!

Cum back guise

Wiffles Jun 18th, 2015 05:08 AM

he's being held hostage in the pony kingdom

WhiteRat Jun 20th, 2015 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 770804)
he's being held hostage in the pony kingdom

He enjoys getting off on a kid's cartoon. He's no hostage.

Esuohlim Jun 21st, 2015 05:51 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/misc....oposted&t=8799

POST COUNT FIGHTS THREAD HALL OF FAME

ok now I'm going to look for pics of drumming4buddha

zeldasbiggestfan Jun 22nd, 2015 04:50 PM

Holy shit, I didn't even know that existed.

Esuohlim Jun 22nd, 2015 11:39 PM

think that's something huh? i got another one for you it's called the logout button

zeldasbiggestfan Jun 23rd, 2015 04:42 PM

You aren't a very friendly ghost, MILTRAILER :lol

Tadao Jun 24th, 2015 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 770812)
think that's something huh? i got another one for you it's called the logout button

:chuckleworthy

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 1st, 2015 12:10 AM

You goddamn Canadians are polluting the city.

http://fox2now.com/2015/06/30/alaska...s-central-u-s/

Otto Jul 4th, 2015 09:18 AM

Uggggggghhhh, living in this toilet of a state was bad enough without having to listen to dudes who look like white trash Baron Harkonnens try to sputter out reasons why the Civil War wasn't about slavery.

Then I get a lecture on how I should be proud of what my ancestors stood for. Jesus fuck, I had ancestors in my Grandmother's family who were members of the freikorps. But you don't see me waving around a black flag and pining for the good old days of Kaiser Bill.

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 6th, 2015 10:35 AM

Why weren't you blowing things up on the 4th of July like a good American? You sicken me.

Otto Jul 6th, 2015 12:59 PM

But I did? I drank malt liquor and shot off a couple of bottle rockets... I even had a little paper dog that shat out black snakes and then exploded.

HickMan Jul 11th, 2015 01:55 PM

I was in our nations Capitol for the 4th of July. I took a lot of pictures of neat landmarks and saw a bunch of people taking pictures of themselves in front of neat landmarks!

These two teenage girls were making faces and taking selfies in front of the Lincoln memorial right where MLKjr gave his 'I have a dream' speech. I kinda wanted to throw up.

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 11th, 2015 07:27 PM

Why didn't you just narf on them? Be like "Hey, bitches! Blaaaaaargh"

Tadao Jul 11th, 2015 08:35 PM

lol, fucking kids.

Tadao Jul 11th, 2015 08:35 PM

On the fourth I was high at a dead show.

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 12th, 2015 12:04 AM

THE LAST ONE


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