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Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2006 12:26 AM

Page 626: Masturbation discussion.

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2006 12:28 AM

Hahaha I guess I can't post on this page anymore you hosers time to have sex with my girlfriend bye :picklehat

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:30 AM

Do you wear the pickle hat while you do it? Cuz, if so, can I buy it when you're done?

Terra Mar 26th, 2006 12:31 AM

Milhouse always does that. When it gets heated he always checks out and whacks off to pictures of Lotida. He'll be back in 30 seconds.

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:32 AM

Can I still get the pickle hat though?

Lotida Mar 26th, 2006 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Hahaha I guess I can't post on this page anymore you hosers time to have sex with my girlfriend bye :picklehat


RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! You know darn well he is going back to watching the Blue Collar Comedy Show on TV. He can't fool us... everyone knows Milhouse can't get a girlfriend.

Nice Matt Harty impression though!! :doublethumbsup!!

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:32 AM

Nobody will answer my damn question.

Lotida Mar 26th, 2006 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
Nobody will answer my damn question.

You may have to get it dry cleaned but I bet he will let you borrow it as long as you agree to take pictures with it!

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:35 AM

Lotida, back me up here please, tell Terra that I suck at mocking and that I'm an unfunny fuck.

Lotida Mar 26th, 2006 12:37 AM

I think she has figured that out herself. It's not your personality she is after!! :conspiracy

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:38 AM

What?

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:39 AM

Never mind.

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
Ignorance is bliss.


Lotida Mar 26th, 2006 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
Never mind.

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
Ignorance is bliss.


You are definitely a quick study!!

Terra Mar 26th, 2006 12:44 AM

Oh shit. There go all of those wonderful pms back and forth.
:(

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:44 AM

I'm listening to a song that gives me goosebumps.

Terra Mar 26th, 2006 12:46 AM

He always does this. Right when it gets good, he goes blank, his eyes roll back into his head and it's Deftones baby.

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:46 AM

It really is a sad song. Highway Patrolman

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
He always does this. Right when it gets good, he goes blank, his eyes roll back into his head and it's Deftones baby.

I'm right here, you know.

MarioRPG Mar 26th, 2006 12:51 AM

xbxMCj is turning into Pub Lover :eek

xbxDaniel Mar 26th, 2006 12:53 AM

So, how are you MarioRPG?

Terra Mar 26th, 2006 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG
xbxMCj is turning into Pub Lover :eek

Why don't you go and tongue the receptacle end of an extension cord! Preferably while it's still plugged into the wall.

Esuohlim Mar 26th, 2006 12:59 AM

Why don't you go and verb the noun.

Lotida Mar 26th, 2006 01:03 AM

Milhouse, perhaps you should excuse yourself again and go have sex with your girlfriend for another 30 seconds. I am sure she is done panting from the first 30 seconds!! Go for it big boy!!

Terra Mar 26th, 2006 01:03 AM

Why don't you go and have teh sex with your gf like you said you were going to??? You said this ONE PAGE AGO!

And give xbxMCj your fucking pickle hat, you cyber squash.

Lotida Mar 26th, 2006 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Why don't you go and have teh sex with your gf like you said you were going to??? You said this ONE PAGE AGO!

And give xbxMCj your fucking pickle hat, you cyber squash.


Psssssst.... Terra, he already did that!! He's back! Poor girlfriend!! :tear


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