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Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:04 PM

WOULD YOU LET JESSICA ALBA TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR CHEST? :x

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:05 PM

PROBABLY ;X

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:07 PM

OKAY MAYBE NOT I GUESS IT DEPENDS

WOULD SHE HAVE CLEAN POOP? I IMAGINE SO BUT YOU NEVER KNOW, YA KNOW?

FartinMowler Aug 24th, 2006 11:09 PM

that could be a good photoshop contest :) if you had serious homo problems

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:10 PM

COOL

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
WOULD SHE HAVE CLEAN POOP?

I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT JESSICA ALBA ONLY POOPS RAINBOWS AND SUNSHINE! :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:13 PM

BUT SHE PISSES ACID LIKE THE MONSTER IN ALIEN! :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
that could be a good photoshop contest if you had serious homo problems

IF THEY GAVE OUT PRIZES TO THOSE PEOPLE WITH SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS, HAVE NO FEARS MISTER MOWLER, YOU WOULD BE IN THE FINALISTS!

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:23 PM

HEY I GOT A QUESTION FOR ALL THE GUYS

WHICH SHOULD HANG LOWER, THE PENIS OR THE SACK?

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:29 PM

OH MAN, DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVE A TINY PENIS! :(

THE DICK SHOULD BE WAY LOWER, UNLESS YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PENIS PUPPET GUYS AND YOU'VE STRETCHED YOUR SACK SO YOU CAN FIT IT OVER YOUR HEAD. :(

Terra Aug 24th, 2006 11:31 PM

dudes

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:35 PM

WELL I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY IT BECAUSE I DONT KNOW I WATCH A LOT OF PORN AND THEIR SACKS HANG LOWER THAN THEIR PENISES. AND YOU KNOW, I HAVENT SEEN MANY DICKS OTHER THAN THEIRS SO I WASNT SURE. I THOUGHT MAYBE MY BALLS HADN'T DROPPED OR SOMETHING I WASN'T TOO SURE YA KNOW? :[

AND BTW NO MY PENIS HANGS LOWER THAN MY TESTICLE SACK, ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS COLD, CAUSE I BARELY EVEN HAVE A SACK WHEN ITS COLD :[

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:36 PM

OH AND MY FRIEND WOODY CAN STRETCH HIS SACK UP TO HIS BELLY BUTTON :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
dudes

oh no...

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
I WATCH A LOT OF PORN AND THEIR SACKS HANG LOWER THAN THEIR PENISES.

WE'RE NOT TALKING ERECT PENISES ARE WE?

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
OH AND MY FRIEND WOODY CAN STRETCH HIS SACK UP TO HIS BELLY BUTTON :(

HE MUST GET INVITED TO ALL THE PARTIES!

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:46 PM

AND THEN GET ALL THE LADIES AT ALL THE PARTIES!

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:46 PM

THIS ISN'T WOODY AS IN JUTTIN, RIGHT?

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:49 PM

NO NOT ERECT PENISES AND NO NOT JUTTIN AND NO HE DOESN'T GET LADIES CAUSE HE'S GAY SO YEAH HE GETS GUYS

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:53 PM

UNDERSTANDABLE. :(

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:56 PM

THIS CAKE HAS WAYY TOO MUCH ICING ON IT. :(

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 11:57 PM


Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 11:59 PM

HAHA, THE POWER OF SUGGESTION! :eek

Pub Lover Aug 25th, 2006 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
THIS CAKE HAS WAYY TOO MUCH ICING ON IT. :(

IT WASN'T EVEN MEANT FOR YOU!

liquidstatik Aug 25th, 2006 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
HAHA, THE POWER OF SUGGESTION! :eek

ARE YOU TRYIN TO START SHIT, SON? >:


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